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Set of 4 of Mini Normal Distributions

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“Normally this wouldn’t be a problem.” Tim “Magic” Markers, School Spirit captain, announced on the bus. The bus contained the Tri-County High Spirit Team. And that bus was on its way to the local Spirit Team “Spirit-Off”.

Tim just found out that the team’s compulsory “flair element” was left in the prep room back at school, and since Tim had not gotten much sleep last night he totally spaced bringing the back-ups like he always does.

“Don’t panic!” Tim shouts, panicking. Tim knew they couldn’t beat Darkmoore High if points were deducted from not having their flair. Heck, flair was what Tim was known for. And losing to Darkmoore High School for the Evil and Misguided would just be awful.

“Does anyone here have any small, cute, school colored items?” The impending doom in his voice is what the low point of teen girls movies are made of.

“I have these.” A voice from the back of the bus says.

*Camera pan to Olivia*

Olivia, the nerdy girl on the team who always is one step behind and who only made the trip to the competition because popular girl, Jace, broke her leg in the final practice. Olivia stands up and holds Mini Normal Plushies in school colors. “I always have these with for good luck on tests.”

“How many do you have?” Tim asks with unnecessary pause and drama added.

Olivia counts quickly, “I have 12.”

Tim shouts “That is enough! You saved the Spirit Team!”

The bus erupts in cheers of joy, and the audience knows that Olivia has “made it” and will be accepted as a part of the team.

And how did the team do? Well some movie critics would call the ending “the most stereotypical, cheesy, and anticlimactic in teen girl movie history.”

Chalk one up for the good guys, all thanks to lazy screen writers and the Mini Normal Distribution in colors of your choice.
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This listing is for four mini normal distributions. Each will be machine embroidered with vertical lines depicting the mean, one standard deviation from the mean, and two standard deviations from the mean. The face is also machine embroidered. There is a little ribbon loop for hanging sewn into the top of the curve. Each distribution is stuffed with poly-fil.

Each little fella measures about 5" long by 2.25" tall.

When ordering please tell me what two colors you would like for the plushies, and what colors you would like the lines to be in the "Notes to Seller" space during check-out. You will receive two plushies of each color.

If you are interested in purchasing more than one set, contact me using the "Contact" link on the right or below. I can set you up a custom listing.
“Normally this wouldn’t be a problem.” Tim “Magic” Markers, School Spirit captain, announced on the bus. The bus contained the Tri-County High Spirit Team. And that bus was on its way to the local Spirit Team “Spirit-Off”.

Tim just found out that the team’s compulsory “flair element” was left in the prep room back at school, and since Tim had not gotten much sleep last night he totally spaced bringing the back-ups like he always does.

“Don’t panic!” Tim shouts, panicking. Tim knew they couldn’t beat Darkmoore High if points were deducted from not having their flair. Heck, flair was what Tim was known for. And losing to Darkmoore High School for the Evil and Misguided would just be awful.

“Does anyone here have any small, cute, school colored items?” The impending doom in his voice is what the low point of teen girls movies are made of.

“I have these.” A voice from the back of the bus says.

*Camera pan to Olivia*

Olivia, the nerdy girl on the team who always is one step behind and who only made the trip to the competition because popular girl, Jace, broke her leg in the final practice. Olivia stands up and holds Mini Normal Plushies in school colors. “I always have these with for good luck on tests.”

“How many do you have?” Tim asks with unnecessary pause and drama added.

Olivia counts quickly, “I have 12.”

Tim shouts “That is enough! You saved the Spirit Team!”

The bus erupts in cheers of joy, and the audience knows that Olivia has “made it” and will be accepted as a part of the team.

And how did the team do? Well some movie critics would call the ending “the most stereotypical, cheesy, and anticlimactic in teen girl movie history.”

Chalk one up for the good guys, all thanks to lazy screen writers and the Mini Normal Distribution in colors of your choice.
_______________________________________________

This listing is for four mini normal distributions. Each will be machine embroidered with vertical lines depicting the mean, one standard deviation from the mean, and two standard deviations from the mean. The face is also machine embroidered. There is a little ribbon loop for hanging sewn into the top of the curve. Each distribution is stuffed with poly-fil.

Each little fella measures about 5" long by 2.25" tall.

When ordering please tell me what two colors you would like for the plushies, and what colors you would like the lines to be in the "Notes to Seller" space during check-out. You will receive two plushies of each color.

If you are interested in purchasing more than one set, contact me using the "Contact" link on the right or below. I can set you up a custom listing.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,452)
Reviewed by roeder
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 14, 2018
So cute!! I didn't quite realize how small they were, but they're perfect!
Set of 4 of Mini Normal Distributions

Reviewed by nerdiness
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 3, 2018
Normal never looked so adorable...
Standard Normal Distribution Plushie

Reviewed by Agatha
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 13, 2017
He's sooooo cute! Item and packaging really great. Thank you!
Standard Normal Distribution Plushie

Reviewed by maralani
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 26, 2017
Really love it! It is just as pictured and so well made. Thank you!
Evil Poisson Distribution Plushie

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Custom orders are very welcome.

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Set of 4 of Mini Normal Distributions

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: flannel, polyfil, ribbon
  • Feedback: 1452 reviews
  • Favorited by: 92 people
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