Kawaii Sperm | Glad You Didn't Swallow Me | Funny Card for Mom | Adult Mother's Day Card

Kawaii Sperm | Glad You Didn't Swallow Me | Funny Card for Mom | Adult Mother's Day Card



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colored pencil, photography, ink, cardstock, humor


For a mom with a great sense of humor ♥

This quirky card was crafted with love and sarcasm. Designed and made to be a fun twist on a nostalgic gift - cards that aren't lame and mail that isn't junk!
• Original art
• Quality printed on thick cardstock
• Semi-gloss coating for protection
• Finished card is folded, 5"x 7"
• Blank inside
• Envelope included

Bonus points: Jot down a sappy note in this mouthy little mascot, and give your loved one a kawaii keepsake that they can cherish forever.

Orders will be shipped out via First Class Large Envelope within 2-4 business days of purchase. Please feel free to message me if you have any questions! ♥

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Meet your seller

Karen Marvel

Karen Marvel

Owner of CrassButCute

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Shop rating

5 out of 5 stars

Total shop reviews



Brittany May 25, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Best card ever! Great quality, nice thick cardstock and not flimsy paper! My mom absolutely loved this card and we got a good laugh from it! When I originally went to order the card was out of stock, but Karen was so great and said she could get one listed for me! It shipped promptly and arrived earlier than I thought it was going to! Thank you so much, will definitely be ordering again!

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Cennet May 10, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
This is singlehandledly one of the best purchases I have ever made. I have a wicked sense of humor and so does my mother, as soon as I saw this I knew I had to get it.

It's not just a flimsy card either, this sucker is heavy duty and so well made. My pen wrote inside of it beautifully as well.

The best part was the hand written note I received with it. More people should definitely purchase from this seller because she is LEGIT AMAZING!

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Lor Montgomery Mar 11, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Adorable card, perfect for the recipient. Thanks so much :)

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Meli R Mar 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Really cute cards! Thanks for the little extras too ;)

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