Funny Bottle Opener | It's Not Gonna Open Itself | Faux Leather Bottle Opener | Gift for Dad | Laser Engraved | Faux Leather | Gift Idea |

Funny Bottle Opener | It's Not Gonna Open Itself | Faux Leather Bottle Opene...

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Handmade item

Can be personalized: No


It's not gonna open itself. This funny bottle opener would make the perfect gift for your dad or grad this year.

Stainless Steel with a faux leather wrapped handle. Quote is laser engraved on. Feels heavy and lux. The faux leather is soft and supple.

7 inches long x 1.5 inches wide.

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Vancouver, WA
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy
Gift wrapping available


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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