Coral and white Christmas bauble ornament, vulva decoration, fertility totem, feminist art, first noel, maternity gift, midwife RVOR

$25.00

Free shipping to United States with $35 purchase from feltmelons
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Item details

Handmade

Materials

polyfill, 9mm bell, embroidery floss, wool blend felt, if on MOBILE APP see details

☘️🇮🇪 Hello! I'm off to Ireland for a 2 week hike! Please note that orders will not ship until Thursday, September 26, 2019. Want to come along? I'll be posting pics on my personal IG, @suzymca :) If you place an order without seeing the shipping date and you're not cool with the delay, please drop me a line, I can cancel the order in seconds online. If only I could haul stock with me to ship haha The fastest way to contact me: feltmelons (@) gmail.com, or via Etsy's convo system. ☘️🇮🇪

"You were at my wedding, Denise."
Best clapback I've seen for 2019 haha! Meghan McCain wins :)

This listing is for Denise, in the colorway first pictured: coral / white / citrus / aqua blue
She's so awesomely garish, I'd totes want her at my wedding. This is the Big Snowy sized Vaginament, I also have Denise in the Stitchy model (same size, only one snowflake and episiotomy line), or the One Lip Wonder size.

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Cosmo + MetroUK love → www.bit.ly/cosmovag + www.bit.ly/metrovag

❄︎ Inner and outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. Seven embroidered snowflakes surround the vulva and a 9mm bell is nestled within the folds. This gives each ornament their signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than 1.25" thick. Only heirloom quality wool-blend felt is used in making each Vaginament.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

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❝Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!❞

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

Shipping & returns

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Meet feltmelons

Suzanne McAleenan

Suzanne McAleenan

Burlington, Canada

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!

Reviews

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