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Garden Gnome Giving The Finger - Looking for a Gnome Flipping the bird? PhenomeGNOME is pleased to present this brand new rude little lawn gnome. Although he claims he is just making a nice perch for the little birdie on his shoulder to land on -- I think we know differently ;) (Wink Wink)

❤ This concrete garden gnome is a "life size" 5" Tall x 3" Wide

❤ He weighs in at just over a pound of solid concrete before packaging - no worries about him blowing over in the wind :)

❤ This item is exclusive to my shop only - you will not find this concrete statue anywhere else on the planet :) He also has a brother -- who is just as rude -- "mooning his bare bottom" at anyone and everyone!

❤ Handcrafted with my own special blend of concrete & strengthening components resulting in a very strong, durable all weather material

❤ Hand painted in vintage style (gray & white) with special outdoor safe paints made specifically for garden statues.

❤ Waterproofed with cement sealer & sprayed with several coats of a special outdoor UV-Resistant clear acrylic.

❤ If you choose to display your statue outside, it is perfectly normal for the sun and other elements to put normal wear and tear on it. Any type of painted statue (concrete, resin or ceramic) sitting in direct sunlight is likely to fade faster than one placed in a shady spot. If you live in a climate where there are freezing temperatures -- be advised you may want to bring your statues indoors for the winter months.

❤ This listing is for the "Finger Saluting Gnome" only - his rude brothers are listed separately :)

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Copyright 2011, Mary Ferguson. All Rights Reserved. No original products, images or text may be copied, reproduced, or published in part or in whole (936). http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
Garden Gnome Giving The Finger - Looking for a Gnome Flipping the bird? PhenomeGNOME is pleased to present this brand new rude little lawn gnome. Although he claims he is just making a nice perch for the little birdie on his shoulder to land on -- I think we know differently ;) (Wink Wink)

❤ This concrete garden gnome is a "life size" 5" Tall x 3" Wide

❤ He weighs in at just over a pound of solid concrete before packaging - no worries about him blowing over in the wind :)

❤ This item is exclusive to my shop only - you will not find this concrete statue anywhere else on the planet :) He also has a brother -- who is just as rude -- "mooning his bare bottom" at anyone and everyone!

❤ Handcrafted with my own special blend of concrete & strengthening components resulting in a very strong, durable all weather material

❤ Hand painted in vintage style (gray & white) with special outdoor safe paints made specifically for garden statues.

❤ Waterproofed with cement sealer & sprayed with several coats of a special outdoor UV-Resistant clear acrylic.

❤ If you choose to display your statue outside, it is perfectly normal for the sun and other elements to put normal wear and tear on it. Any type of painted statue (concrete, resin or ceramic) sitting in direct sunlight is likely to fade faster than one placed in a shady spot. If you live in a climate where there are freezing temperatures -- be advised you may want to bring your statues indoors for the winter months.

❤ This listing is for the "Finger Saluting Gnome" only - his rude brothers are listed separately :)

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Click here to see more Garden Gnomes
http://www.etsy.com/shop/PhenomeGNOME?section_id=6936902&view_type=gallery
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Click here to enter my shop:
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Copyright 2011, Mary Ferguson. All Rights Reserved. No original products, images or text may be copied, reproduced, or published in part or in whole (936). http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(2,811)

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I accept all major Credit/Debit Cards via PayPal! You do not have to have a PayPal account -- you can check out as a "guest" -- the process is simple and easy!

From your shopping cart make sure the button next to the PayPal Logo is clicked - it will turn orange in color. Then click "Check out with PayPal" and the system will walk you through the checkout process where you will be able to pay with your debit/credit card.

When you use PayPal or a debit/credit card as your method of payment... the charge will post to your billing statement as "First Coast Dynamic Media, Inc." -- which is my home company for PhenomeGNOME.Etsy.com

Returns & exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
IF YOUR ITEM IS DAMAGED IN TRANSIT:
In the event something arrives damaged - you MUST contact me within 3 business days of receiving your item. Please rest assured that I package my statues with the utmost care but occasionally they may be handled roughly on their way to you. I require an email with photographs of the damaged item and the shipping box (showing label) so I may access the best way to resolve the situation. Please make sure you keep everything as the Post Office "may" want to come and pick up the statue, box, packaging, etc.

MY GOAL IS 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION:
If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason please contact me within 3 days of receiving your item and I will do everything possible to make things right. I am a very easy going person to work with and all I ask is that you keep the lines of communication open with me. Please email me with any questions or concerns in a timely manner.

REFUNDS / RETURNS FOR ITEMS RECEIVED & NOT DAMAGED IN TRANSIT:
All returns must be approved by me prior to shipping. Return shipping is paid by the customer; I recommend insuring your parcel against loss or damage. When I receive the item(s) back in unused, undamaged condition I will refund the cost of the item less the original shipping fee/processing fees.
* Custom orders are not refundable.
* Return shipping costs are not refundable.

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Copyright 2008, Mary Ferguson. All Rights Reserved. No original products, images or text may be copied, reproduced, or published in part or in whole (936). http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/

I reserve the right to cancel and refund any order at my sole and absolute discretion.

Shipping policies

Please keep in mind that my statues are not mass produced -- they are made when ordered & completed in the order that payment was received. All of my listings, your shopping cart and confirmation emails explain shipping time frames are approximately 10-11 weeks from date of payment received to date shipped. Custom items and Garden Gnomes can take a bit longer. It's not that it will take me weeks to "make a statue" -- my lead time must take into account how many orders I already have waiting in queue!

Any items I have that are READY TO SHIP quickly can be viewed by clicking the link below:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PhenomeGNOME?section_id=15883997

If you intend to give the item you purchase as a gift -- many of my customers print a copy of the statue they order and include the item photo with the greeting card they give to celebrate the holiday or special occasion. This works very well because you still have something to give the recipient and you can tell them you are having a statue hand made especially for them.

SHIPPING METHODS:

Finding you the most economical shipping rates is part of my goal to maintain 100% Buyer Satisfaction. I use USPS Priority Mail, USPS Flat Rate and Federal Express

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

I am not doing any International shipping at this time.
Please keep in mind that my statues are not mass produced -- they are made when ordered & completed in the order that payment was received. All of my listings, your shopping cart and confirmation emails explain shipping time frames are approximately 10-11 weeks from date of payment received to date shipped. Custom items and Garden Gnomes can take a bit longer. It's not that it will take me weeks to "make a statue" -- my lead time must take into account how many orders I already have waiting in queue!

Any items I have that are READY TO SHIP quickly can be viewed by clicking the link below:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PhenomeGNOME?section_id=15883997

If you intend to give the item you purchase as a gift -- many of my customers print a copy of the statue they order and include the item photo with the greeting card they give to celebrate the holiday or special occasion. This works very well because you still have something to give the recipient and you can tell them you are having a statue hand made especially for them.

SHIPPING METHODS:

Finding you the most economical shipping rates is part of my goal to maintain 100% Buyer Satisfaction. I use USPS Priority Mail, USPS Flat Rate and Federal Express

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

I am not doing any International shipping at this time.

Additional policies

Receiving customer photos is something I look forward to and appreciate very much! Please feel free to post your pictures on my Facebook Page :)

http://www.facebook.com/PhenomeGNOME

If you need help posting your pictures you may email them to me here via your Etsy account and I will put them up for you.

I hope to see you online soon!

Bright Blessings,

Mary

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FAQs

I accept all major Credit/Debit Cards via PayPal! You do not have to have a PayPal account -- you can check out as a "guest". From your shopping cart click on "Check Out With PayPal" then click "Pay With a Debit or Credit Card" and the system will walk you through the checkout process.

Garden Gnome Flipping The Bird, Concrete Rude Garden Gnomes for Sale

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: concrete, outdoor paint, sealer, Use Your PayPal Account, Or Checkout as a Guest Through PayPal, MOBILE USERS, Click on ITEM DETAILS, for a full ITEM DESCRIPTION
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 2811 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1292 people
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 11–12 weeks
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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