Menopause Funny Gift for Women, Humorous Gift For Mom, Unique Plush Teddy Bear Keepsake for Older Woman

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Menopause Funny Gift for Women, Humorous Gift For Mom, Unique Plush Teddy Bear Keepsake for Older Woman

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$27.90 $31.00

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Item details

Handmade item

Made to order

Materials

plush bear, satin ribbon, satin bow, poem, acrylic frame, miniature fan

Entering the stage of life known as menopause is not easy, but since it is inevitable, you might as well have some fun with it. That is what I have tried to do with this menopause angel bear, add some humor to a sometimes difficult situation. The white plush bear is dressed in a dark red floral print, trimmed in white lace with a pink satin bow and pink satin ribbon at the neck. She has gold wings and a gold halo and holds a miniature hand fan for those hot flashes. Also included is a small package of tissues for the emotional moments, and my original poem in an acrylic frame that sums it all up. The poem reads:

Oh Lord, the change has hit me bad,
I’m hot, I’m cold, I’m happy, I’m sad.
Hand me a tissue and turn on the fan.
I’ll get through each day the best that I can.

Size: Approx. 6" high x 6" wide in sitting position

~Please note that I do not make the teddy bears, but I do make the clothing. The clothes are not made to be removed.

~My processing time for this item is shown under the Shipping Information. Your item will be processed in that time, and then packed by me with much love and care. Please allow another 2 to 3 business days to receive your package via Priority Mail. (I have no control over the delivery time once I have put the package in the hands of the USPS.)

~Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your special gift! Please see my other listings for more unique and personalized gifts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BearFamilyGifts Featuring wedding, romantic, and encouragement gifts!

Debbie Bear Garrett, owner and teddy bear clothier

~These teddy bears are not toys. These are decorative and collectible items with glued components, not suitable for children to play with. None of my items are intended for children under the age of 13!

~See other Mother's Day gifts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/bearfamilygifts/?section_id=23765168

~Display items not included.
Entering the stage of life known as menopause is not easy, but since it is inevitable, you might as well have some fun with it. That is what I have tried to do with this menopause angel bear, add some humor to a sometimes difficult situation. The white plush bear is dressed in a dark red floral print, trimmed in white lace with a pink satin bow and pink satin ribbon at the neck. She has gold wings and a gold halo and holds a miniature hand fan for those hot flashes. Also included is a small package of tissues for the emotional moments, and my original poem in an acrylic frame that sums it all up. The poem reads:

Oh Lord, the change has hit me bad,
I’m hot, I’m cold, I’m happy, I’m sad.
Hand me a tissue and turn on the fan.
I’ll get through each day the best that I can.

Size: Approx. 6" high x 6" wide in sitting position

~Please note that I do not make the teddy bears, but I do make the clothing. The clothes are not made to be removed.

~My processing time for this item is shown under the Shipping Information. Your item will be processed in that time, and then packed by me with much love and care. Please allow another 2 to 3 business days to receive your package via Priority Mail. (I have no control over the delivery time once I have put the package in the hands of the USPS.)

~Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your special gift! Please see my other listings for more unique and personalized gifts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BearFamilyGifts Featuring wedding, romantic, and encouragement gifts!

Debbie Bear Garrett, owner and teddy bear clothier

~These teddy bears are not toys. These are decorative and collectible items with glued components, not suitable for children to play with. None of my items are intended for children under the age of 13!

~See other Mother's Day gifts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/bearfamilygifts/?section_id=23765168

~Display items not included.

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Reviews

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

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Shipping policies

Shipping times are noted in the individual listing. Shipping costs cover Priority Mail which usually delivers in 2 to 3 business days within the USA once I have mailed it, if you want to upgrade shipping, please e-mail me. Ornaments ship via First Class Mail, as do some of my craft supplies.

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Additional policies

The teddy bears, bunnies, and cows are not toys. They are decorative and collectible items with glued components, not suitable for children to play with. None of my items are intended for children under the age of 13.

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