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Here at Yellow Bug Boutique, we've been known to occasionally pop the top on a cold one and kick back a little. Sometimes we kick back a little too far, and come up with crazy ideas that seemed pretty hilarious when we hit the bottom of the six-pack, but make us say "Huh?" when the morning rolls around.

This is one of those items. After draining the better part of a case of nice cerveza, our resident chem nerd thought it would be a riot to put the molecular structure of ethanol alcohol (C2H5OH) on a beer cozy. With the bottle tucked safely behind a soft neoprene zipper-back insulator, he could drink all he wanted and the Unwashed Masses who flunked Chemistry would never know. Until he started dancing in a decidedly undignified manner and making frequent trips to the potty.

Anyway, we thought it would be worth a shot (pun intended) to whip one of these up and see if there are any scientists, chemists, engineers, or liberal arts majors with an inferiority complexes interested in acquiring one. Our chem nerd is certainly hoping so. He needs a date.

Unfortunately beer and/or bottle not included!

© 2011 Original design by Cindy Green which is exclusive to Yellow Bug Boutique. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproductions prohibited.
Randy and Cindy Green

Beer Bottle Cozy- Chemical Molecular Formula Ethanol Neoprene Black Coolie

$9.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: neoprene, zipper, embroidery thread
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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