BACON cotton boxers

$27.00

Free shipping to United States with $35 purchase from BonusPants
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Item details

Handmade

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

Your BACON boxers have arrived!

BACON is delicious all year round. And this time, you get to choose your own title!

Check-boxes on the front of the wrapper give you the option for how you like it...
"THICK AND MEATY" or "LIMP AND GREASY"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

Guys named Kevin or Sir Francis
Devoted carnivores
Breakfast enthusiasts
Eggheads
Strip teasers
Sizzling hotties
The smoky, the peppery, and the mapley
Anyone unconcerned about cholesterol
Anyone who can both bring it home and fry it up in a pan

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44
<<3XL 46-48 also available by special order, convo me for more information!>>

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... plus there's BACON.

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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (613)
  • S Rene wence Oct 28, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    We love Bonus Pants. The absolute coolest fabric choices and perfect craftmanship. Fast transactions, too!
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  • Boomer Sep 20, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I was worried that the waistband might be a little tight and cause pain on a sensitive nerve in my back. She made me a pair of small shorts with the medium waist band and they are perfect!
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  • Kelly P Jul 21, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Another winning bunch of boxers!!!!! Look out Dag.....fall is coming!!!! Lol
    Kelly P reviewed Seven boxers
    Seven boxers
  • Deneen Roessler Jul 19, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Gave them to my sushi loving teen as one of her birthday presents. They were a hit. So comfy that she wore them to bed the very first night they arrived. Received in NY in just 3 days.

    Haven't laundered the sleep shorts yet...stay tuned.
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