BACON cotton boxers

$27.00

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

Your BACON boxers have arrived!

BACON is delicious all year round. And this time, you get to choose your own title!

Check-boxes on the front of the wrapper give you the option for how you like it...
"THICK AND MEATY" or "LIMP AND GREASY"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

Guys named Kevin or Sir Francis
Devoted carnivores
Breakfast enthusiasts
Eggheads
Strip teasers
Sizzling hotties
The smoky, the peppery, and the mapley
Anyone unconcerned about cholesterol
Anyone who can both bring it home and fry it up in a pan

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44
<<3XL 46-48 also available by special order, convo me for more information!>>

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... plus there's BACON.
Your BACON boxers have arrived!

BACON is delicious all year round. And this time, you get to choose your own title!

Check-boxes on the front of the wrapper give you the option for how you like it...
"THICK AND MEATY" or "LIMP AND GREASY"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

Guys named Kevin or Sir Francis
Devoted carnivores
Breakfast enthusiasts
Eggheads
Strip teasers
Sizzling hotties
The smoky, the peppery, and the mapley
Anyone unconcerned about cholesterol
Anyone who can both bring it home and fry it up in a pan

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44
<<3XL 46-48 also available by special order, convo me for more information!>>

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... plus there's BACON.

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