Vaginament® vagina key chain • green yoni vulva fob, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you

$19.00

Free shipping to United States with $35 purchase from feltmelons
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Item details

Handmade

Materials

wool blend felt, wooden disc, adhesive, embroidery floss, paper

Christmas Season updates: As of September 26, 2019, all inventory is up to date. Placing an order for twelve or more ornaments? Message me for a 15% promo code, in stock items only. Items are ready to go & ship 3x/week: USPS - USA, Canada Post - Canada, Ascendia/Swiss Post - international addresses. I can no longer take custom orders for the rest of 2019.
xoxo, M̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶u̶s Suz :)

As seen on the Huffington Post: bit.ly/vaginamentkeychain

This listing is for one Dorothy, a perfectly palm-sized vulva keychain (about 2.28” x 3”), with outer labia only! I call these sizes the little One Lip Wonders <3 The colours used are heathered ruby, white, and aqua.

🗝 Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each key chain the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The perimeter of the mons is finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick. The key ring is on a snake chain with a spring-clamp closure: no more chipped nails while prying open a split ring, whew! It's lightly stuffed and the chain is sewn super-securely into the felt.

🔑🚪All keychains: https://etsy.me/2DasXDW

Please note: The seams are reinforced for durability, but as this is a handmade item and made using all wool-blend felt, do handle with care and spot clean only!

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Cosmo + MetroUK love → www.bit.ly/cosmovag + www.bit.ly/metrovag

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

☏ www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

❝Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!❞

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀
Christmas Season updates: As of September 26, 2019, all inventory is up to date. Placing an order for twelve or more ornaments? Message me for a 15% promo code, in stock items only. Items are ready to go & ship 3x/week: USPS - USA, Canada Post - Canada, Ascendia/Swiss Post - international addresses. I can no longer take custom orders for the rest of 2019.
xoxo, M̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶u̶s Suz :)

As seen on the Huffington Post: bit.ly/vaginamentkeychain

This listing is for one Dorothy, a perfectly palm-sized vulva keychain (about 2.28” x 3”), with outer labia only! I call these sizes the little One Lip Wonders <3 The colours used are heathered ruby, white, and aqua.

🗝 Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each key chain the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The perimeter of the mons is finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick. The key ring is on a snake chain with a spring-clamp closure: no more chipped nails while prying open a split ring, whew! It's lightly stuffed and the chain is sewn super-securely into the felt.

🔑🚪All keychains: https://etsy.me/2DasXDW

Please note: The seams are reinforced for durability, but as this is a handmade item and made using all wool-blend felt, do handle with care and spot clean only!

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Cosmo + MetroUK love → www.bit.ly/cosmovag + www.bit.ly/metrovag

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

☏ www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

❝Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!❞

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

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Suzanne McAleenan

Suzanne McAleenan

Burlington, Canada

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!

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