Vagina Christmas tree bauble or pink vulva ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, yoni love PVOR

$24.00

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

stainless steel bell, polyfill stuffing, embroidery thread, bamboo string, wool blend felt

Christmas Season updates: As of September 26, 2019, all inventory is up to date. Placing an order for twelve or more ornaments? Message me for a 15% promo code, in stock items only. Items are ready to go & ship 3x/week: USPS - USA, Canada Post - Canada, Ascendia/Swiss Post - international addresses. I can no longer take custom orders for the rest of 2019.
xoxo, M̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶u̶s Suz :)

This listing is for one “Renee” large Vaginament®, as seen in the first photo. Her smaller One Lip Wonder version has been in Cosmo three times!

‣‣ Colorway ‣ chrysanthemum, oats, white, citrus green
(Please note- this colour of this one is a little tough to photograph, please see the second and third photos as well. Regardless, she's awesome)

‣‣ Dimensions (before stuffing) ‣ 3” x 4”(74mm x 96mm)
‣‣ only heirloom quality wool-blend felt is used in the making of each Vaginament

❄︎ Soft inner and outer labia are carefully shaped, folded, and straight-stitched on to a teardrop-shaped mons. A 9mm bell is nestled between the labia. It's firmly stuffed to over 1” thick, and the seams are blanket-stitched together. Just like Grandma's needlework! But not. The white stitches along the bottom can be whatever you want them to be: post-C Section stitches, perineal repair, a new vagina....or, simply a design detail :)

Please take a look through the photos for a sense of scale and size :)

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Cosmo + MetroUK love → www.bit.ly/cosmovag + www.bit.ly/metrovag

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

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❝ Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings! ❞

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀
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Returns accepted
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Meet feltmelons

Suzanne McAleenan

Suzanne McAleenan

Burlington, Canada

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!

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