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Once in a Blue Moon Upcycled Celestial Safe Sex Pillow, Decorative/Throw Pillow w/ Condom & Lube Pockets, Shiny, Stars, OOAK

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Do the moon and stars have to be aligned in just the right way for it to happen for you? If it only happens once in a blue moon, at least you can be prepared for it with another exclusive Safe Sex Pillow from Hair of the Dog!

“Once in a Blue Moon" is a small pillow upcycled from a t-shirt from the infamous Blue Moon Tavern (the oldest bar in Seattle, and rated #2 in "Seattle's Best Dive Bars" by Mike Seely). The t-shirt was lovingly worn for a few years, but just didn't ever quite fit right after Baby came along. (My gain is your gain!) The t-shirt logo is on the front of the pillow, topped with a sheer black fabric adorned with gold moons and stars. (see-through enough to see the logo; dark enough to cover a couple of little wine stains :P ) The back of the pillow has a matching gold satiny fabric; the two pockets are made with secondhand star fabric, to continue the celestial theme, and are just the right size for a condom and a little tube of lube--just the right supply for those "once-in-a-blue-moon"ers!* The funky shape (sort of a cloud; maybe more like a meteorite) and small size (11" x 7") make it a fun little adornment for a bed, couch, chair, or car. You can even keep it in your backpack, if you really want to feel prepared.

For a touch of irony, it is stuffed with poly-fill from a secondhand pregnancy pillow! (you know, the one that looks like a long snake and is supposed to help those with a bun in the oven get a comfy night of sleep –ha!)

*Note that condoms and lube are NOT included with the purchase of the pillow.

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Safe-Sex Pillows were created for those occasional lapses in judgment after a night of Eco-Imbibing, when you may not necessarily go home alone. You know the scenario: Shy Girl stares at Cute Boy from across the bar all night....Cute Boy looks even cuter as it gets closer to last call.....one more shot of Wild Turkey gives Shy Girl the courage to go chat Him up....He offers Her a ride home....She asks Him in for a nightcap.....and yadda, yadda, yadda. I, personally, don't know anyone who would do such a thing, but, as always, we are not here to judge. We are here to give you the tools you need to be a responsible Eco-Imbiber! Each pillow is made from completely secondhand/recycled/upcycled materials, and comes with perfectly sized pockets to stock with your favorite condoms and lube (that's the “safe” part), so you'll always be prepared for those unpredictable after-hours interludes!

Safe-Sex Pillows make unique gifts for Valentine's Day or any other holiday, and are especially great for college students, prowling cougars, newly single friends, or promiscuous hussies.

Cheers to Safe Sex!

For more Safe-Sex Pillows and other unique gifts for Eco-Imbibers, check out Hair of the Dog at https://ecoimbiber.etsy.com
Do the moon and stars have to be aligned in just the right way for it to happen for you? If it only happens once in a blue moon, at least you can be prepared for it with another exclusive Safe Sex Pillow from Hair of the Dog!

“Once in a Blue Moon" is a small pillow upcycled from a t-shirt from the infamous Blue Moon Tavern (the oldest bar in Seattle, and rated #2 in "Seattle's Best Dive Bars" by Mike Seely). The t-shirt was lovingly worn for a few years, but just didn't ever quite fit right after Baby came along. (My gain is your gain!) The t-shirt logo is on the front of the pillow, topped with a sheer black fabric adorned with gold moons and stars. (see-through enough to see the logo; dark enough to cover a couple of little wine stains :P ) The back of the pillow has a matching gold satiny fabric; the two pockets are made with secondhand star fabric, to continue the celestial theme, and are just the right size for a condom and a little tube of lube--just the right supply for those "once-in-a-blue-moon"ers!* The funky shape (sort of a cloud; maybe more like a meteorite) and small size (11" x 7") make it a fun little adornment for a bed, couch, chair, or car. You can even keep it in your backpack, if you really want to feel prepared.

For a touch of irony, it is stuffed with poly-fill from a secondhand pregnancy pillow! (you know, the one that looks like a long snake and is supposed to help those with a bun in the oven get a comfy night of sleep –ha!)

*Note that condoms and lube are NOT included with the purchase of the pillow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Safe-Sex Pillows were created for those occasional lapses in judgment after a night of Eco-Imbibing, when you may not necessarily go home alone. You know the scenario: Shy Girl stares at Cute Boy from across the bar all night....Cute Boy looks even cuter as it gets closer to last call.....one more shot of Wild Turkey gives Shy Girl the courage to go chat Him up....He offers Her a ride home....She asks Him in for a nightcap.....and yadda, yadda, yadda. I, personally, don't know anyone who would do such a thing, but, as always, we are not here to judge. We are here to give you the tools you need to be a responsible Eco-Imbiber! Each pillow is made from completely secondhand/recycled/upcycled materials, and comes with perfectly sized pockets to stock with your favorite condoms and lube (that's the “safe” part), so you'll always be prepared for those unpredictable after-hours interludes!

Safe-Sex Pillows make unique gifts for Valentine's Day or any other holiday, and are especially great for college students, prowling cougars, newly single friends, or promiscuous hussies.

Cheers to Safe Sex!

For more Safe-Sex Pillows and other unique gifts for Eco-Imbibers, check out Hair of the Dog at https://ecoimbiber.etsy.com

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5 out of 5 stars
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Reviewed by colburns315

Reviewed by Rachel Strickland
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 3, 2017
Third year in a row I've bought one. I give them to my best friend for Christmas. She loves Crown and wears a sleep mask every night so it's perfect and she LIVES them!!
Royal Hangover Helper - Organic Lavender & Flax Eye Pillow, Mask, w/ Strap, Purple, Aromatherapy, Herbal, Scented, Crown Royal Whiskey,

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Once in a Blue Moon Upcycled Celestial Safe Sex Pillow, Decorative/Throw Pillow w/ Condom & Lube Pockets, Shiny, Stars, OOAK

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: upcycled tshirt, secondhand fabric, vegan condoms, vegan lubricant
  • Feedback: 63 reviews
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