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This haiku poem design reads "The world doesn't need any more useless haiku, but that won't stop me." Available as a 1.25" pin badge or refrigerator magnet!
A poetry themed button for poems that get it done in 5/7/5.

Here's another for the road:
A stick of butter
Swathed in cat hair on the floor.
I'm not hungry now.

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Designs are 1.25" in diameter and all artwork is produced high res on a color laser printer.

To the best of our knowledge, our phrases/artwork are original and did not exist prior to the release of our design. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please don't hesitate to write us.

This design first listed March 21, 2011.
All art and content © The Calamity Collective

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: pin, button, pinback button, badge, refrigerator magnet
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 43451 reviews
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