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Unicorns are evil – pure unadulterated evil. Most people don't know it, because they have been fooled. Do you know about those pictures of beautiful unicorns bringing happiness to the world and dancing under rainbows? Well, those picture are all lies – unicorn propaganda -- meant to hide the truth, the awful truth -- that only thing on this green earth that is more evil than one unicorn is two unicorns working together.
“How evil?” you might ask. Well, there was this unicorn that once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. You might say, “That’s not too evil. That's just plain mean and violent.” Well, the unicorn shot then man, took his credit card, bought an expensive video recorder, came back, recorded the man dying, posted it on you-tube, and then emailed the link to the man's children and wife. And then rick-rolled them. Now that's evil – pure evil.
And did you know when Nietzsche said that god was dead, he was right. Do you know why? Because unicorns killed God. That's right. A unicorn killed God. It wasn't Satan. It wasn’t Darwin or even MTV. It wasn't even the gays that killed god. On the seventh day, when God was chilling and appreciating all the beautiful flowers he had just made, a beautiful unicorn walked up behind him, and bam! A horn to the back. God never saw it coming. Then the unicorn ate the apple and kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, and blamed it on the snake. Unicorns are evil.

Unicorns are evil


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