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A great gag "no pun intended" gift for a Bachelorette party. The beverage holder can be customized to fit either a bottle or a can. The "skin" color and penis size is also customizable. No two are ever the same...just like real life. They each have their own personality that appears as I hand crochet each one.

The penis will be crocheted in a tan or beige color unless you specify another "ethniticity." The beverage holder color will vary but if you want a particular color then please let me know.

It usually takes a few hours to finish each Penis Beverage Holder depending on how much time I have available. Please keep this time frame in mind if you are ordering more than one. This isn't my full time job and it definitely doesn't pay the bills but it is something I enjoy doing especially when I imagine the looks you'll get when using this very unique beverage holder.

I make these to order on a first come first served basis. If you need your item by a specific date, please let me know. I am happy to accomodate and expedite orders as needed to ensure you receive yours in the time frame you need it.

Meet the owner of TheCraftyWoman

Robbin McCord

Penis Beverage Holder



  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool, acrylic, rayon, polyester fiberfill
  • Made to order
  • Only ships within United States.
  • Feedback: 13 reviews
  • Favorited by: 61 people