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I was recently involved in an accident and hurt my wrist. The listings I have cannot be customized and are for inventory I currently have in stock. I apologize for any inconvenience.

I am out of the cast and in a brace now. Thank heavens because I was about to resort to the bent hanger scratching method to relieve my misery. I'm doing physical therapy and have received permission from my doctor to resume crocheting for short periods of time. So...this means that if you aren't in a rush to have a koozie before Christmas, then I can customize the koozie to a color of your choosing. Thanks for all your patience and I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

A great gag "no pun intended" gift for a Bachelorette party. The koozie can be customized to fit either a bottle or a can. The "skin" color and penis size is also customizable. I can even add an embroidered name or slogan. No two are ever the same...just like real life. They each have their own personality that appears as I hand crochet each one.

The penis will be crocheted in a tan or beige color unless you specify another "ethniticity." The koozie color will vary but if you want a particular color then please let me know. Personalization is no extra charge but please be brief. These aren't that big and I can only make the letters so small.

It usually takes 1-2 days to finish each Penis Koozie depending on how much time I have available. Please keep this time frame in mind if you are ordering more than one koozie. This isn't my full time job and it definitely doesn't pay the bills but it is something I enjoy doing especially when I imagine the looks you'll get when using the koozie.

I make these to order on a first come first served basis. If you need your item by a specific date, please let me know. I am happy to accomodate and expedite orders as needed to ensure you received yours in the time frame you need it.

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Robbin McCord

Penis Koozie

$15.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool, acrylic, rayon, polyester fiberfill
  • Made to order
  • Only ships to United States from Florida, United States.
  • Feedback: 13 reviews
  • Favorited by: 60 people