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Gang of 5 Evil Distribution Plushies

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“Isn’t this great? We never get a chance to get out together like this ever since we graduated Evil Distribution University. Can we get a picture together?” Poisson pulls out a camera from his pocket and motions to a Panera employee who was changing out the coffee. “Excuse me miss, could you take a picture of all of us?”
The group of Evil Distributions reluctantly squeeze together and give a smile and get their picture taken.

“Thanks!” Poisson takes the camera back and asks her “Do you know who these guys are?”

The Panera employee shook her head, “No, should I?”

Poisson chuckled “My dear yes! These are some of the most evil distributions on the planet! Why just the other day Weibull made fifteen of sixteen graduate students miss a question on an exam, it was just diabolically evil!” The thought of giving people so much trouble just pleased the discrete distribution. He could barely hold back an all-out evil laugh as he was sitting back down.

Erlang looked at his watch and exclaimed “Is it already 1? I do need to be off – I am late getting to my own test… I hear the students in this class only have one hour total for ten questions! I do not want to miss this. Good day chaps, I hope you have a good week of making students weep and gnash their teeth”
And they did.


This listing is for five evil distribution plushies, one each of the evil plushies regularly available in my shop. You will receive one each of the following anatomically correct* plushies:

Tan Weibull Distribution
Olive Green Cauchy Distribution
Slate Blue Poisson Distribution
Maroon Gumbel Distribution
Gray Erlang Distribution

Plushies are approximately 10" wide by 6.5" tall, but do vary from distribution to distribution. The facial features on each one are machine embroidered.

*I use the open-source program R to create the patterns.

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Gang of 5 Evil Distribution Plushies


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: flannel, polyfil, embroidery floss
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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