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butt plug, funny, I assume drinking, Midday sun, Smooth, rich guitar solos, Rob Thomas, melting whispers, oceans under moons, Or else forget about it

Man, it's a hot one...

Like seven inches from the midday sun, well, something something words melt everyone
But you stay so cool...with this SMOOTH Butt Plug, from GlowFuckYourself!

This is the extra special, GOLD colored plug, that you know you deserve!


For real, my muñequita, to be my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa, you need this! Because it's just like the ocean, under the moon, well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you, when you get your very own SMOOTH BUTT PLUG!!

I'll tell you one thing,
If you pass up on this it'd be a crying shame..something...something game...Lets don't forget about it!!

Are you looking for a way to spice up your love life? Try something....SMOOTH?

There is nothing you'd rather be listening to then this, and now, that song can get stuck in more important places then just your head! LETS DONT FORGET ABOUT IT!!

(Extended guitar solo)

This toy is great for one on one, group situations, web camming and all kinds of party play, and its very much one of a kind, no one else is going to have this :)

Wanna be the smash hit of every bachelor party?

Buy one for mom and dad, why, just imagine them shaking the box, wondering whats inside! They wont forget about it!

For a million reasons, this plug is for you! And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it...............

(additional guitar solo)

Let's don't forget about it (hey)
Let's don't forget about it (no oh no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (no no no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (hey no no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (hey hey hey)
Man, it's a hot one...

Like seven inches from the midday sun, well, something something words melt everyone
But you stay so cool...with this SMOOTH Butt Plug, from GlowFuckYourself!

This is the extra special, GOLD colored plug, that you know you deserve!


For real, my muñequita, to be my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa, you need this! Because it's just like the ocean, under the moon, well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you, when you get your very own SMOOTH BUTT PLUG!!

I'll tell you one thing,
If you pass up on this it'd be a crying shame..something...something game...Lets don't forget about it!!

Are you looking for a way to spice up your love life? Try something....SMOOTH?

There is nothing you'd rather be listening to then this, and now, that song can get stuck in more important places then just your head! LETS DONT FORGET ABOUT IT!!

(Extended guitar solo)

This toy is great for one on one, group situations, web camming and all kinds of party play, and its very much one of a kind, no one else is going to have this :)

Wanna be the smash hit of every bachelor party?

Buy one for mom and dad, why, just imagine them shaking the box, wondering whats inside! They wont forget about it!

For a million reasons, this plug is for you! And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it...............

(additional guitar solo)

Let's don't forget about it (hey)
Let's don't forget about it (no oh no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (no no no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (hey no no oh)
Let's don't forget about it (hey hey hey)

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