How To Not Succeed In Life Without Really Trying.

How To Not Succeed In Life Without Really Trying.



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"How To Not Succeed In Life Without Really Trying" . The first volume of the Dark Dad & Company Comice strip. Join Dark Dad and his family as they step into the poop infested drudgery of everyday living. You'll see what happens when a down on his luck cartoonist is so despised by the masses he must hide his identity from the public for his own safety..... oh, and his families safety... but mostly his safety.

This book contains a detailed account of what to do in life to make sure money and success stays far far away from you. It's a mixture of love, hate, romance, betrayal and a smidge of magical fart humor.

Pre-Order sales should be fulfilled By August 15th 2019. The more sales the faster the turn around so don't be stingy... buy one or two for your friends and family as well!

The first 100 will be numbered and signed. They will have a few extra bonuses tossed in as well.


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