NEW Funny Predictable Couple Mugs. His Hers Coffee Cups. Mom Dad Husband Wife Gift.Green. Pair of Smiley Face Beer Mugs. Mr Mrs Matching.

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NEW Funny Predictable Couple Mugs. His Hers Coffee Cups. Mom Dad Husband Wife Gift.Green. Pair of Smiley Face Beer Mugs. Mr Mrs Matching.

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$51.00

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Item details

Handmade

Material

Ceramic

Wayne and Jane are the epitome of that couple who has become predictably eccentric. Every night, Wayne has a seat in his computer chair promptly at 7 o'clock and proceeds to read the latest posts about weight-lifting while drinking a cold beer. He then watches obscure documentaries about aliens (which accounts for his amused, toothy grin). Equally predictable, are Jane's nighttime exploits. As soon as the kitchen is clean, she settles into her comfortable slippers, opens a bag of light popcorn and measures exactly 5 ounces of wine into her favorite cup. She then settles in for an entertaining evening of watching 90s sitcoms - the cause of her own goofy smile.

Not to worry, though...when it comes to holding beverages, their predictability is an advantage. They are wonderful for coffee, tea, and even cold beer. They are a one of a kind pieces, both completely handmade from cone 10 stoneware. Wayne and Jane were first thrown on the pottery wheel, and then their eyes and mouths were added by hand. They are very durable and are MICROWAVE and DISHWASHER SAFE.

Wayne and Jane are both about 4" tall and 3.75" wide and hold about 16 ounces. They are finished with a food-safe glaze in Green. They are Ug-Chug mugs, so they're stamped with the CLN and Ug-Chug logos and their year.

Wayne and Jane are ready to ship and are carefully packaged in gift boxes and shipped in a sturdy shipping box. Our packaging materials include packing paper and plenty of bubble wrap. Their personality description and care instructions are included in their packaging.
Wayne and Jane are the epitome of that couple who has become predictably eccentric. Every night, Wayne has a seat in his computer chair promptly at 7 o'clock and proceeds to read the latest posts about weight-lifting while drinking a cold beer. He then watches obscure documentaries about aliens (which accounts for his amused, toothy grin). Equally predictable, are Jane's nighttime exploits. As soon as the kitchen is clean, she settles into her comfortable slippers, opens a bag of light popcorn and measures exactly 5 ounces of wine into her favorite cup. She then settles in for an entertaining evening of watching 90s sitcoms - the cause of her own goofy smile.

Not to worry, though...when it comes to holding beverages, their predictability is an advantage. They are wonderful for coffee, tea, and even cold beer. They are a one of a kind pieces, both completely handmade from cone 10 stoneware. Wayne and Jane were first thrown on the pottery wheel, and then their eyes and mouths were added by hand. They are very durable and are MICROWAVE and DISHWASHER SAFE.

Wayne and Jane are both about 4" tall and 3.75" wide and hold about 16 ounces. They are finished with a food-safe glaze in Green. They are Ug-Chug mugs, so they're stamped with the CLN and Ug-Chug logos and their year.

Wayne and Jane are ready to ship and are carefully packaged in gift boxes and shipped in a sturdy shipping box. Our packaging materials include packing paper and plenty of bubble wrap. Their personality description and care instructions are included in their packaging.

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From Cullman, AL
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