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Call Me By Your Stage Name
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Physical Copy. Book measures 5.5" x 8.5" and is 32 pages long.
"Call Me By Your Stage Name", a new book by infamous twitter character Theatre Critic Trump is available for pre-sale now. Call Me By Your Stage Name is a follow up to 2017’s "Theatre Critic
Trump’s Bigly Yuge Guide to Booking Broadway & Beyond: Volume 1". An outrageous parody with chapter titles such as “Spanish Lessons With Lea Michele” and “So You’ve Failed As An
Actor But Still Want Attention”, Call Me By Your Stage Name satirizes Broadway and the entertainment industry as well as the increasingly unstable world in which we live. The book is
absolutely not for children unless you are a very free spirited parent.
Based on the yugely popular Theatre Critic Trump twitter account and created by the team at Love Drunk Life.
Written by Theatre Critic Trump
Cover art by Michelle Lupo
Edited by Marissa Hecker and Angie Cocuzza
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5 out of 5 starsIrreverent, witty and laugh out loud funny! Shipped quickly, as always. I can always count on LoveDrunkLife for great customer service.
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Call Me By Your Stage Namejaniehh Aug 29, 2019
LOVE them!!! They were perfect to slip into cast members swag bags I put together. Made very well! Would order again for future shows to give out!
Marivelle Clavel-Davis Jul 27, 2021
WOW!!! This is the fastest I've ever received ANYTHING that was personalized!!! I ordered two books. one for daughter and one for her theater teacher on 11/30 and received today 12/6!!! It's the perfect size, amazing quality, and the ideal gift for a thespian!!!
Patti Cantrelle Dec 6, 2021
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