Collection of 10 Distribution Plushies

Collection of 10 Distribution Plushies

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$220.00

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

flannel, polyfil, embroidery floss

Here is a picture of what may go down as the most awkward weeklong tour of Ireland ever. In a rare chance of fate the five distributions and five evil distributions had been both booked on the same tour group of the Emerald Isle.

And it wouldn’t have been that bad, but Uniform tried to transform himself to make impersonations of the other distributions. Then Poisson would make everyone guess how long it would be until the next bout of turbulence or take to get a table, or anything. The final straw though was when Chi-Square made a Type II error and said everyone would fit in a small boat, which they didn’t -and promptly sank.

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This listing is for ten distribution plushies, one each of the plushies regularly available in my shop. You will receive one each of the following anatomically correct* plushies:

Light Green Standard Normal Distribution
Baby Blue t Distribution
Light Yellow Chi-Square Distribution
Light Pink Log Normal Distribution
Lilac Continuous Uniform Distribution
Tan Weibull Distribution
Olive Green Cauchy Distribution
Slate Blue Poisson Distribution
Maroon Gumbel Distribution
Gray Erlang Distribution

Plushies are approximately 10" wide by 6.5" tall, but do vary from distribution to distribution.

*I use the open-source program R to create the patterns.
Here is a picture of what may go down as the most awkward weeklong tour of Ireland ever. In a rare chance of fate the five distributions and five evil distributions had been both booked on the same tour group of the Emerald Isle.

And it wouldn’t have been that bad, but Uniform tried to transform himself to make impersonations of the other distributions. Then Poisson would make everyone guess how long it would be until the next bout of turbulence or take to get a table, or anything. The final straw though was when Chi-Square made a Type II error and said everyone would fit in a small boat, which they didn’t -and promptly sank.

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This listing is for ten distribution plushies, one each of the plushies regularly available in my shop. You will receive one each of the following anatomically correct* plushies:

Light Green Standard Normal Distribution
Baby Blue t Distribution
Light Yellow Chi-Square Distribution
Light Pink Log Normal Distribution
Lilac Continuous Uniform Distribution
Tan Weibull Distribution
Olive Green Cauchy Distribution
Slate Blue Poisson Distribution
Maroon Gumbel Distribution
Gray Erlang Distribution

Plushies are approximately 10" wide by 6.5" tall, but do vary from distribution to distribution.

*I use the open-source program R to create the patterns.

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 2–3 weeks
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Reviews

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 3 days of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Returns and exchange details

If there is a problem with your purchase, please let me know as soon as possible. Postage for returns will be the buyer's responsibility. If a refund is due, I will refund the price of the item(s) after returned to me.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

Please allow us some time to make your order. Since we hand make most of our products we usually can not ship out an order as soon as it is placed. If there is a specific date you'd like the item by, let me know so I can try to get it there in time.

Your purchase will be shipped after payment has been received. I ship through the USPS using First Class where possible. If you would like something different, ask me about it.

Please be aware that international packages may require import taxes upon shipping. These vary by country.

Payments

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I accept credit card, PayPal, and Etsy gift certificates. Orders will be shipped when payment is received in full.

Please be aware that international packages may require import taxes upon shipping. These vary by country.

Additional policies

Custom orders are very welcome.

If there are any questions/comments about anything, please let me know!

Please be aware that international packages may require import taxes upon shipping. These vary by country.

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