Never Trust A Fart MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of frame


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Never Trust A Fart MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of frame and lettering color.

Good Advice! Because you can't unshit your pants. (Which is also available as a finished cross stitch.)

Choice of dark gray, blue, or purple lettering with a sad gold flower. Choice of black or silver colored frame.

This entire little piece, including the frame, is only 3 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.

Frame has an easel back.

Comes in a little white box. Photographed without plastic covering on stitch.

Custom inquiries are welcomed if you would like a different color lettering or frame.

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From Los Angeles, CA
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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Los Angeles, California

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5 out of 5 stars (60)
  • Jacob Collins Sep 12, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Candace Sep 5, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I love these, as usual! My new most favorite thing in my house. I can't wait to take the smaller one to work to put on my desk. Communication with the seller was excellent. She had great suggestions and was super helpful in assisting me with putting my ideas together. Take her advice, she knows what will look best! My husband thought these were great as well. I will absolutely be ordering from here again.
    Custom Order - RESERVED
  • Candace Aug 23, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    This was the second custom piece that I’ve ordered from this seller and it turned out perfect! Exactly what I was wanting. I bought it for my husband to put on his desk at work as a joke. However, it’s still at our house and we laugh every time we read it. The seller and I had lots of communication about this design. She had great ideas and was really helpful. I received the item super fast as well!
    Custom Order RESERVED