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This item sold on June 9, 2014.

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Here's a short story:

I originally made this top for myself (that's the one in the photos - and BTW the belt is my own, you now have an excuse to go shopping for a fabu belt). I was going to a family gathering, had just made myself a blond (I'm a brunette), and figured if I wore something so striking and interesting, nobody would notice my hair, or at least, it would be secondary.

It worked! I have since worn this top to other gatherings and it has had the same effect. It's great because I am not a good mingler. People will come up to me to start a conversation so they can read my shirt. All I have to do is nod and continue to sip my wine and look very knowledgeable. Works every time.

It has 3/4 length sleeves and a boatneck, and is not fitted. It is loose enough to wear without a belt and still look nice, or belted for a cinched look. And yes, that is me in the photo (taken myself with my crappy little phone camera) right before going to a party.

I will need the following measurments:

Bust: bra size with cup will suffice...
Waist: natural waist...
Hip: widest part...
Length: how long you want the shirt from the top of the shoulder to where you want it to end...


Care: Machine wash cold gentle, tumble dry low..

All Haute Indiscretion clothing comes with a tag, care label and hang tag.



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I believe in making the best quality creation that I can, and that pursuit of quality extends to how I pack things for shipping, and would be happy to giftwrap any item you purchase. And, my work area is pet-free and smoke-free.

In most cases do not accept returns unless there was a gross oversight on my part, so please read the descriptions carefully. If you are not pleased with your item, email me through Etsy and I will do my best to make it right.

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HAUTEINDISCRETION It's Comical Top with a Story CUSTOM


  • Material: cotton
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 30 reviews