Is there a “RETIRED WONDER WOMAN” in your life? Celebrate her with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt!

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100 percent cotton shirt, premium vinyl, heat press, die cutting machine

IS THERE A “RETIRED WONDER WOMAN” IN YOUR LIFE?
Celebrate her with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt!

Even if you’ve never seen her wisecracking at a comic-con, stunning the judges on America’s Got Talent or panhandling outside Walmart, Retired Wonder Woman wants YOU to wear her logo!

HERstory:

Born into royalty on an island of fierce, independent women as equally renowned for their superhuman abilities as their freakishly synchronous menses, Retired Wonder Woman spent her youth dreaming of TV stardom. But alas, when it came time to cast the lead role in a series about her life, the job went to the mammarily-gifted beauty queen Lynda Carter.

One dozen rehab stints and 5,632 bingo games later, Retired Wonder Woman is back and once again ready to save the world with her rapid-fire quips and otherworldly ability to consume vast quantities of alcohol.

THEY'RE NOT WRINKLES, THEY'RE BATTLE SCARS!

And true Amazonian warriors wear them with pride. As for saggy boobs, hot-flashes and incontinence, they’re superpowers as far as Retired Wonder Woman is concerned. So be proud and say it loud with an RWW t-shirt!

Available in unisex sizes in red with bright yellow lettering in premium vinyl on 100% cotton tees. Sizes: Small to 3X. $22.50 with FREE domestic shipping. Order now!

Heartstone Designs LLC is delighted to be the only official merchandiser of Retired Wonder Woman(™) www.retiredwonderwoman.com
IS THERE A “RETIRED WONDER WOMAN” IN YOUR LIFE?
Celebrate her with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt!

Even if you’ve never seen her wisecracking at a comic-con, stunning the judges on America’s Got Talent or panhandling outside Walmart, Retired Wonder Woman wants YOU to wear her logo!

HERstory:

Born into royalty on an island of fierce, independent women as equally renowned for their superhuman abilities as their freakishly synchronous menses, Retired Wonder Woman spent her youth dreaming of TV stardom. But alas, when it came time to cast the lead role in a series about her life, the job went to the mammarily-gifted beauty queen Lynda Carter.

One dozen rehab stints and 5,632 bingo games later, Retired Wonder Woman is back and once again ready to save the world with her rapid-fire quips and otherworldly ability to consume vast quantities of alcohol.

THEY'RE NOT WRINKLES, THEY'RE BATTLE SCARS!

And true Amazonian warriors wear them with pride. As for saggy boobs, hot-flashes and incontinence, they’re superpowers as far as Retired Wonder Woman is concerned. So be proud and say it loud with an RWW t-shirt!

Available in unisex sizes in red with bright yellow lettering in premium vinyl on 100% cotton tees. Sizes: Small to 3X. $22.50 with FREE domestic shipping. Order now!

Heartstone Designs LLC is delighted to be the only official merchandiser of Retired Wonder Woman(™) www.retiredwonderwoman.com

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