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Whether your mom has a great sense of humor or is a domineering, cruel, controlling battleax, wish her a Happy Mother's Day with this hilarious Mommie Dearest card. And since any Mommie Dearest item wouldn't be complete without a wire hanger reference, I slapped a small one on the back!

There is another "Mommie Dearest"-themed card by Seas and Peas here:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/179973054/mommie-dearest-mothers-day-card-funny

This item is featured on Jezebel.com's Mother's Day WTF Gift List!!
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This greeting card is professionally laser-printed and machine-scored, cut and folded. We carefully package each card in-house. Each listing includes one card and envelope; the card is blank on the inside.

All cards are printed on quality 80 lb acid-free cover stock, which is 100% recycled and measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 size). Matching ivory envelopes are 70 lb acid-free and 100% recycled and measure 4 3/8 x 5 3/4 inches. Red holiday envelopes are 70 lb acid-free and 30% recycled. Seas and Peas cards are packaged in a re-sealable poly crystal clear sleeve and sent via USPS first class mail service. Domestic orders are sent in a bend-proof rigid mailer.

Due to the rise in international shipping costs and to be able to send international orders affordably, INTERNATIONAL ORDERS ARE SENT IN A REGULAR PAPER ENVELOPE, which is bendable. Because of the non-rigid mailer, I cannot be responsible for the international package being folded or bent once it leaves my hands. If an international buyer would like to pay extra to have the card(s) sent in a rigid mailer, they must pay “package” rates, which are considerably higher than the “large envelope/flat” rates on the listing. If a rigid mailer is preferred, either upgrade your package shipping to "PRIORITY" or send me a message before purchase, and I can send you a shipping quote and create a custom listing for you with the applicable shipping charges.

I ship out ALL orders every 1-2 business days. Please let me know if you need it by a certain date, and if possible, I will get it to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply in the case of rush delivery.

Please ask before ordering if you have any questions. I can also fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments. Thanks for looking!

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© Seas and Peas 2013

JOAN CRAWFORD Mother's Day CARD - Funny Mother's Day Card - Mommie Dearest Mother's Day Card - Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford - Jezebel.com

$4.25 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Recycled Paper, Recycled Cardstock, Recycled Envelope, Poly Bag, Paper, Cardstock, Ink
  • Ships worldwide from Washington, United States
  • Feedback: 5787 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1026 people