Snarky Cards Book 1 Perforated

Snarky Cards Book 1 Perforated



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  • Handmade
  • Materials: paper, photoshop, acrylic paint, typewriter, my sexy time

The 15 cards in this book are my best-selling Snarky Cards.

Book 1:

Pussy juice
Hb not dead yet
Knocked up
Serial kill me
Happy abortion
Stole your bike
Place In Hell
When you talk
Freaky food allergies
Crazy bitch
Last unicorn
Racist pig fuckers
Super lovable
Fucking feelings
Who I like fucking

There are 15 perforated pages of Snarky Cards Gold in this book. 1 card per page. I hope you laugh when you tear out these cards and send them to your friends, enemies, minions and lovers.

I laughed while I made them.

Alisa Starr

Snarky Card History:
Over the last 15 years, I have made and sold 100,358 Snarky Cards.
I painted them and typed them and showed them to tens of thousands of people. Because I'm TENACIOUS, single-minded, annoying and I looooooooooove bullying people into buying things.
I have this ability to sum up people's feelings, clearly and hilariously. And over the years, I've heard stories from people I helped hook up, fall in love, divorce, be best friends.
I hope you use it to connect with someone you think is rad.

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snarkycards made this item with help from
The Color Group, Seattle, WA
Super-Friends Save The World, Seattle, WA

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Fantastic and hilarious! Great for every occasion!

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The beard and mustache cards were over the top perfect! Love love loved them! Thank you so much! Needed super giggles!! :)

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My custom-made cards were everything I dreamed they'd be - and more! Alisa is a joy to deal with. Highly recommend.

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Reviewed by Anonymous May 16, 2012

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Hilarioiusly perfect :)

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