D&D ALIGNMENTS - Handmade Scented Soap

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

honey, essential oil fragrance, safflower oil, palm oil, coconut oil, vegetable glycerin, water, mica, fragrance

A hand-made bar of all-natural scented soap, averaging slightly more than four ounces per bar.

These fragrances are inspired by the traditional Dungeons and Dragons alignment morality chart and run the gamut from order to chaos with a full spectrum of gormands, florals, and herbs to choose from! (Embrace some Evil, it smells delicious.)

Please select from the following:

LAWFUL GOOD means you are so so sorry and will absolutely pay for that.
Warm homey orderly kitchen in rich vanilla and amber, fresh-baked buttered bread, oatmeal and honey cookies.

NEUTRAL GOOD means never having to say you’re sorry.
Tea; Earl Grey; Hot. Sweetgrass and lavender with relaxing chamomile. Easygoing, down-to-earth vetiver and bergamot.

CHAOTIC GOOD means you’re sorry, but you have to run.
A blast of gleaming, sparkling, straight-up in-your-face citrus, with bright yuzu and orange blossoms woven with lemongrass and just a hint of prickly blackberries.

LAWFUL NEUTRAL means you’re sorry, but those are the rules.
Unyielding steel-bound oak, birchbark, and polished teakwood with twining honeysuckle anchored fast in damp earthy clay.

TRUE NEUTRAL means you’re sorry, ...sometimes. Maybe.
Sandalwood and dried leaves, green growing things, life and earth and balance in grass flowers and basil.

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL means you are absolutely not in any way sorry.
Cinnamon and sugar, deep rich heady musks, caramel, buttercream, taffy, buttered rum: sex and candy.

LAWFUL EVIL means you’re sorry but you’d like to speak to the manager.
Super-piney Pacific Northwest ultra-hoppy hipster beer, one black coffee, sunflowers, hops and barley.

NEUTRAL EVIL means you’re sorry, were you saying something?
Gloriously deep and rich hedonistic vices: bourbon-soaked cherries, cashmere shawls, night-blooming jasmine in rosewood vases.

CHAOTIC EVIL means not only are you not sorry, but you have a good laugh anytime anyone around you feels anything like sorry.
Ultra-dark and bitter chocolate, blood-red wine, black licorice, brimstone-toasted cardamom.

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Ready to ship in 2–5 business days
From Spring Hill, TN
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Meet Dragonsworn

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Cal

Nashville, Tennessee

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I can't accept returns or exchanges for sanitary reasons (you don't want to ship that back to me, trust me). If there's a problem with your order, just let me know and I'll work with you to make sure you're happy.
Would you like a nail polish color inspired by your character, or specific makeup needs for a costume or event? I would love to do that for you! Send me pictures and we'll talk about colors. I'm here to help you get whatever look you want.
Polishes must be shipped by sea, not by air. This makes it a little more expensive and takes a lot longer -- don't expect your box for probably 3 weeks -- but at least it IS possible to ship this way. If you have any questions, please let me know.

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