D&D ALIGNMENTS - Handmade Scented Soap

D&D ALIGNMENTS - Handmade Scented Soap

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Handmade

Materials

honey, essential oil fragrance, safflower oil, palm oil, coconut oil, vegetable glycerin, water, mica, fragrance

Summary

A hand-made bar of all-natural scented soap, averaging slightly more than four ounces per bar.

These fragrances are inspired by the traditional Dungeons and Dragons alignment morality chart and run the gamut from order to chaos with a full spectrum of gormands, florals, and herbs to choose from! (Embrace some Evil, it smells delicious.)

Please select from the following:

LAWFUL GOOD means you are so so sorry and will absolutely pay for that.
Warm homey orderly kitchen in rich vanilla and amber, fresh-baked buttered bread, oatmeal and honey cookies.

NEUTRAL GOOD means never having to say you’re sorry.
Tea; Earl Grey; Hot. Sweetgrass and lavender with relaxing chamomile. Easygoing, down-to-earth vetiver and bergamot.

CHAOTIC GOOD means you’re sorry, but you have to run.
A blast of gleaming, sparkling, straight-up in-your-face citrus, with bright yuzu and orange blossoms woven with lemongrass and just a hint of prickly blackberries.

LAWFUL NEUTRAL means you’re sorry, but those are the rules.
Unyielding steel-bound oak, birchbark, and polished teakwood with twining honeysuckle anchored fast in damp earthy clay.

TRUE NEUTRAL means you’re sorry, ...sometimes. Maybe.
Sandalwood and dried leaves, green growing things, life and earth and balance in grass flowers and basil.

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL means you are absolutely not in any way sorry.
Cinnamon and sugar, deep rich heady musks, caramel, buttercream, taffy, buttered rum: sex and candy.

LAWFUL EVIL means you’re sorry but you’d like to speak to the manager.
Super-piney Pacific Northwest ultra-hoppy hipster beer, one black coffee, sunflowers, hops and barley.

NEUTRAL EVIL means you’re sorry, were you saying something?
Gloriously deep and rich hedonistic vices: bourbon-soaked cherries, cashmere shawls, night-blooming jasmine in rosewood vases.

CHAOTIC EVIL means not only are you not sorry, but you have a good laugh anytime anyone around you feels anything like sorry.
Ultra-dark and bitter chocolate, blood-red wine, black licorice, brimstone-toasted cardamom.

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Meet your seller

Cal

Cal

Owner of Dragonsworn

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Shop rating

5 out of 5 stars

Total shop reviews

2,519

Shelby Flatt Dec 30, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
I ordered this soap in the scent Neutral Good, and it arrived very promptly. It smells very fresh and clean and slightly sweet. As always, Dragonsworn soaps lather very nicely and last a long time.

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Shelby Flatt Dec 30, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
I ordered this soap in the scent True Neutral, and it arrived very promptly. It smells very fresh and slightly warm. As always, Dragonsworn soaps lather very nicely and last a long time.

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Ashley Burns Dec 6, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Sorry for the late review! But once again, Cal never ceases to amaze me! All of these new scents are absolutely delicious! I can't wait to try them in other things like body butter and shampoo and conditioner... or even room sprays! 😍💜

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Ashley Burns Dec 6, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Sorry for the late review! But once again, Cal never ceases to amaze me! All of these new scents are absolutely delicious! I can't wait to try them in other things like body butter and shampoo and conditioner... or even room sprays! 😍💜

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