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Saint Naughtycuss (get it, y'all? nauticus?)
Patron Saint of Shell Seeking: Will vastly improve your shell hunting skills and lead you to excellence in the fine and lost art of profanity. Specializing in beach glass and, "damnit all ta' hail!"
Okay, this is the low, low down on Naughty C. Attended St. Margaret's, on to the Institute of Perpetual Adoration, working toward becoming a member of the Divine Order of the Holy Sisters of Mercy. Problem was, she had a mouth like a sailor. With a three day pass. Praise somebody, y'all, she drew the line at GD, but everything else was in bounds. It could get real vile. In fact, it's rumored she was once arrested for assault with a deadly mouth, but, being that she had connections, it was reduced to jaytalking. So...the Mission Temple Lighthouse Church, knowing her profanations made her a less than desirable candidate for the Divine Order, decided to make her a Patron Saint, sort of like consolation. It was Deacon Jones who came up with the title, "Patron Saint of Shell Seeking," thinking she could cuss up and down the coast, not so many people would hear. Naughty C. speculated that she was mighty special, given this benevolence, and it was a damn site better than the Home for the Reclamation of Prostitutes and Other Misfortunates, where she feared she was headed.
So, ya'll, if you find yourself by the ocean, smellin' the salty air, sittin', waitin' on your mind, and you happen to hear, "Holy sh--! Sand dollar!" "Damn jellyfish got my -ss again!," or some other colorful expletive, don't be alarmed. Just put your rum runner down and look for the nun on the sand bar. That's St. Naughtycuss, Patron Saint of Shell Seeking. If you're brave enough, holler. She'll damn sure holler back. Might even toss you a conch.
Preferences: sangria when available (but not opposed to good moonshine), the Sons of Jesus Band because they let her sit in on the harmonica.
Description: Pale turquoise eyes, hand embroidered. Junkyard mouth (get it?) Vintage wedding gown dress, ivory, layered over soft turquoise. Wedding gown habit, back has sequins and rhinestones, silver starfish head piece. Silver shell earrings. Two necklaces, shells (4 strands) and silver anchor on chain. Pearl hair. Fish net shoulder bag w/blue beach glass, shells, starfish and tag-a-long crab. Bean bag bottom. Size 16"

For information on the Birth of Junkyard Dawls:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65066873/junkyard-dolls-dawls

Saint Naughtycuss Patron Saint of Shell Seeking JUNKYARD Dawl-see her story below pictures by searchnrescue2 on etsy

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