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Breath mints & lubricants sounds like a bangin' night to me. Get it...bangin'?

• Blank inside
• Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5)
• Matching envelope (envelope color is based on availability)
• Packaged in a cello sleeve

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Frequently asked questions about sweetperversion

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $100.00 with $75.00 reorders.
Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.
In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. All other items include tracking.

Funny Greeting Card - Breath Mints & Lubricants


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card, ink, envelope
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 5281 reviews
  • Favorited by: 61 people