Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom hand towel, funny dish towel, adult humor, novelty towel, dirty joke, coke, housewarming gift, bath


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Handmade "Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" embroidered towel!

Hilarious housewarming or white elephant gift for the person in your life who likes to party a little too hard.

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For the best value, order a set of two and save! If you order a set and would like two different colors, please let me know in a note what your selection is, otherwise your color choice made during purchase will be used for both towels.

OPTIONALLY: I can add the line "share in the living room" to the bottom of the towel for no extra charge! Please let me know in a message immediately after checkout.

Towels measure 16"x28" are 100% cotton terry with waffle texture.

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