PLANETS cotton boxers

PLANETS cotton boxers

$27.00

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Apr 21-28

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

While the illustration's perspective might not be astronomically correct, I'm pretty sure you'll find Uranus right where it belongs... on the BACK...

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHICH ONE IS URANUS?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

- Astronauts
- Astrophysicists
- Astronomers
- Astrologers
- Proctologists
- Trekkies and/or Trekkers
- Kevin Spacey
- Men from Mars
- E.T.
- Anyone who requires coverage for a black hole

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!

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Apr 21-28

Apr 18

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Apr 19-21

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Apr 21-28

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Apr 21-28!

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Paula Oct 25, 2020  Shipped to: United States

5 out of 5 stars

Got my dude a brand new set, he's worn the other ones for years and it was time. He loves the fit, and I love the cheeky packaging puns. Thank you so much!!

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——- Feb 8, 2021  Shipped to: United States

5 out of 5 stars

Love this shop! Bonus Pants are fantastic!

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Susan Romanchek Dec 23, 2020  Shipped to: United States

5 out of 5 stars

Boxers of good quality - and the packaging is hilarious

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Paulette Bane Feb 15, 2021  Shipped to: United States

5 out of 5 stars

High-quality, quick delivery. Beautifully made!

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