Custom Quotes -- Pithy Prattle & Witty Sayings Tapestry (unique, custom embroidered wall art)

Custom Quotes -- Pithy Prattle & Witty Sayings Tapestry (unique, custom embroidered wall art)


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What should it say? Enter the quote, phrase, word or other sentiment you wish to convey. Just the words and remember spaces count as characters. Incidentally, this set of instructions is exactly 256 characters, just to help you judge how wordy you can be!

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Thread, Stabilizer, Felt, Canvas, Denim, Cotton, Muslin, Linen, Flannel, Polyester, Glitter, A Little Magic, Lots of Love

Express yourself in style!

Got a saying you use all the time? Is poor grammar your peeve? Waiting in line the bane of your existence? Is your family everything? Is housework last on your list? No matter what it is that bugs -- or delights -- you, there's a tapestry to be had for it! Immortalize your favorite utterance. You can also immortalize Aunt Tilly's famous saying for a gift she'll treasure (you'll be her favorite!).

This listing is for a 100% custom tapestry with the word, expression, gleeful exclamation, pithy observation, snarky phrase, vulgar declaration or playful poke of your choice. The sky (or your vocabulary) is pretty much the limit here. Profanities are entirely at your option -- I'll stitch 'em if you want 'em! (I'll also mask 'em for you -- F*ck or 'eff off and so on.)

Just give me a quote or tell me what sentiment you want to convey ...

And let me know any special requests (broad or narrow) you may have, like ...

-- I *love yellow [or dragons, moons, art deco, etc.] ... or
-- I *hate yellow [or dragons, moons, art deco, etc.] ... or
-- I only want the word(s), nothing else ... or
-- I want it like an old-time cross-stitch sampler ... or
-- I'd like it to resemble those chalkboard signs ... or
-- I really love subway art style ... or
-- This word must be misspelled as follows ... or
-- *Anything* specific that you do or do not want ...

And I'll take care of the rest! (Don't worry, we'll discuss along the way to be sure your tapestry will be a piece you'll treasure.)

The examples shown are just to get you thinking and are already sold -- you will be ordering a 100% custom, created-just-for-you tapestry. (If you like a quote you see, let me know. If you like the layout of one, but you want different words or imagery or a different font or base color, etc., let me know and I'll get you all fixed up! I'm like that burger place -- you can have it your way!)

Unless otherwise noted, your tapestry can be spritzed with wrinkle release -- or -- it can be ironed upon receipt to remove shipping wrinkles. You'll want to use medium-high heat and iron with a pressing cloth, dish towel or mesh, do not iron directly on the embroidery itself. You may receive special instructions from me if there is anything extra you need to know about your tapestry.

Sizing Notes
-- Up to a 9" x 12" (or 12" x 9") stitched area, your tapestry will also include a generous fabric border for hanging, matting and display purposes. (Unless you specify otherwise, of course!)
-- If you intend to use the piece for a pillow topper or quilt center square, please let me know in advance so I can be sure the dimensions will meet your needs.
-- If you have a specific frame or mounting you wish to use, please let me know the actual viewing panel (inside the matting, if any) dimensions, so I can size the piece accordingly. And yes, I can indeed put it on a 9x12 sheet of crafting felt so it will fit perfectly in the display area of your 10x13 or 11x15 frame!

Your purchase is unframed, and will be sent in a large vinyl mailer.

Shipping & returns

Made just for you. Ready to ship in 3–10 business days.
From Dayton, OH
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply.
Gift wrapping available

Meet KathleenLH

Kathleen Helms

Beavercreek, Ohio

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