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Pretty straightforward, I'd say. It's about pornography! Haha yeah right - for those outside of "the know", the triple X here is a straightedge thing. In short, a sub-subcultural phenomenon wherein drinking and doing drugs (smoking included) is abstained from completely. I abide by these rules, and therefore I am allowed to print this. More to the point, I like water a lot, and I would be quick to say this is a "pro water" patch before it's a "straightedge" patch. Your call!

You're not straightedge but you still like water? Heck yeah that's awesome! Beer is awful for a handful of reasons, the least of which is the abysmal advertising featuring some extremely NOT feminist viewpoints about equality. Another pro is that water, for the most part, is free. It's also the source of all life, and if you need a bigger reason than that, I urge you to eat your own fist all the way to the elbow, and write me how it turns out. Science project!

The image portion of the patch measures about the size of a credit card, or library card, depending on how you spend your time. Anyway, it's a water-based screenprint, white ink on black fabric. Thanks for looking, and please, don't drink alcohol. Water is seriously a million times better for you, your heart, your liver, and your ability to stay alive.

Beer Sucks Drink Water XXX Straightedge Patch

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: coolness, water, not beer
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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