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Straight from the "What Were They Thinking" department, here's a gen-u-ine, unused Rock-a-Crib, "The natural, easy way to rock baby to sleep. It's what I call the "Unfit mother starter kit." Wrap this up and take it to the baby shower.... then watch the looks on their faces. Priceless.
From the packaging:
Baby can rock to sleep unattended
Lulls baby to sleep quickly, silently
Turns any crib into a gently rocking cradle.
Fits all cribs. (Yeah, right. Try puttin' these little death traps on a modern crib.)
Box measures 7" x 4-1/2" x 2". (As if any of that matters.)
(Smoking baby not included.)

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WTF "Rock-a-Crib" 1950s Lazy Mother device for baby crib Nursery Vintage Baby Shower Gag Gift


  • Vintage item from the 1950s
  • Materials: metal, coil, springs, cardboard, box, graphics
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1034 reviews
  • Favorited by: 14 people