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When I was a small child I remember feeling semi-terrorized by the Portland Pirates, a loud band of harmless costumed grownups who livened up the Rose Festival every spring. Later I applied for membership in the I.O.P.B.S.P.G.S.C. – The Infernal Order of Pirates, Buccaneers, Scallywags, Privateers and Grocery Store Clerks. Still waiting for word of my acceptance . . .

Then when I moved to Washington State I was again terrorized, this time by the SeaFair Pirates during Seattle’s annual festival. However, I was impressed with the SeaFair Pirates’ sense of sartorial style. In addition to the leather tricorn hats sporting oversized ostrich plumes, there were lots of bandannas, and not all of them red. The handy thing about bandannas is that if things don't work out, you can simply wrap up your worldly goods, tie a knot, and jump ship.

So here is the Bandanna Pirate pillow in your choice of lovely colors, painted on a 20”x20” all-weather pillow. Toss a few aboard your rusty scow of a vessel and you’re ready for adventure. Offering this splendiferous design in almost any color, including scurvy aqua; just convo the artist. I am inclined to acquiesce to your request. Built to withstand typhoons, hurricanes, maelstroms, kraken, acid rain, and spilled Kool-Aid. Just spot clean, hose off or gently launder; air dry.

Designed, painted, sewn, stuffed, signed and copyrighted on an island north of Seattle, and home of Pirates Dark Chocolate Truffles, scrumptuous enough to bring an undead pirate back to life! Yes, we have a small but active pirate population here, and not one wears a red bandana!

PLEASE NOTE: Due to high shipping costs, customers outside of North America will receive COVERS ONLY.

© Copyright 2011 by C. Chennault. All rights reserved.

Frequently asked questions about crabbychris

Crabby Chris™ is pleased to render almost any of her designs in almost any color on almost any shape of pillow. If you would like to discuss your ideas or request adding a name or text to your order, please convo the artist.
Pillows can usually be made smaller or larger to fit your needs. Please feel free to inquire of the artist to work out the details.
Every handcrafted Crabby Chris™ textile item has a sewn-in care label for easy reference.
All items are enclosed in a sealed cello bag and shipped in a sturdy recylable polypropylene mailing bag. A matching wide grosgrain ribbon and bow can be added to your purchase at your request. If you would like a short personal message hand-lettered in a greeting card, make your request in "Note from Buyer".
Please feel free to inquire through Etsy convos as to whether your order can be customized to your specifications. Once details are worked out, Chris can create a custom listing, the purchase of which starts the project. Customized and personalized items are non-returnable and non-refundable as they are not marketable to others.
All designs, photographs, descriptions, images and other contents of this shop are protected by copyrights of the designer/shop owner under U.S. and international law. For licensing information please contact the artist.
Your information will not be shared with anyone, or used for any purpose other than to complete your Etsy transaction. Crabby Chris is a confirmed anti-Spamite.
No; the nickname started as a joke. Like many things, it simply got out of hand.

All content © copyrighted 2008-2016 by C. Chennault. All rights reserved.

Outdoor pillow BANDANNA PIRATE 20" (50cm) your color choice Jolly Roger skull crossbones plunder swashbuckler bones

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: commercial all weather upholstery fabric, permanent nontoxic textile paint, polyester fiberfill in polypropylene casing, shivering timbers
  • Ships from United States to select countries.
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