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Zombie Interview:

SILAS: Man, I really need a new car but I'm not having much luck.
INTERVIEWER: What do you mean? Are you having trouble getting financing?
SILAS: Pfffft, no. I can't seem to find the features I want.
INTERVIEWER: Oh yeah? What are you looking for?
SILAS: I've test-driven like thirty cars and I haven't found a single one that doesn't have that stupid emergency release pulltab inside the trunk.
SILAS: I mean once I catch a guy I don't really want to have to pull over and recatch him, you know? It's inefficient.
INTERVIEWER: Sure. I'm with you.

You know what you need? A zombie made out of socks. It's better than an ACTUAL zombie in so many ways! I mean, can you put an actual zombie in your backpack? Sure, but just that one time.

Definitely one of the most awesome zombies ever created, Silas is machine and hand stitched from one single new crew sock (body) and one new black toesock with rockets and planets on the toes (mohawk). Button eyes, glittery puff paint blood drool. Keep an eye on your pets. Or... on your other socks.

All sock monsters come from a totally smoke-free yet dog-friendly home, FYI. And the eyes and earrings are sewn on and are doubtlessly no match for tenacious toddler teeth.

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Silas Greensleeves, A Sock Zombie with a Black Rocketship Toehawk