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Nothing tugs at the heartstrings like the selflessness of creeps.

2.125" x 3.125"

Metal shell

Mylar/UV protective cover

Flat magnetic back

©2017 The Mincing Mockingbird™

5 out of 5 stars.
Reviewed by Emm Kaiser
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 7, 2017
Nicely packaged and shipped quickly!
Heebie Jeebies Magnet - Bird - Cardinal - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Creepy - Humor

Reviewed by Kris
5 out of 5 stars.
Nov 13, 2016
I could spend a day in this shop. The seller's sense of humor is spot-on. Love the magnet ~
Heebie Jeebies Magnet - Bird - Cardinal - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Creepy - Humor

Reviewed by Anna Dragon

Reviewed by Jennifer Shell
5 out of 5 stars.
Dec 20, 2016
I absolutely love these magnets! So whimsical and fun! And such sass! ♥♥
Cheap Wit Magnet - Bird - Humor - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Mincing Mockingbird

5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
The perfect gift for any office worker! Thanks for making me laugh!
I Work Hard At My Job Magnet - Bird - Humor - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Mincing Mockingbird

5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
I'm a huge fan of Mincing Mockingbird and the shipping was amazingly fast. Thanks so much!
Birds are Creepy Magnet - Bird - Humor - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Mincing Mockingbird


Shipping from United States
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Shipping Method: We ship all orders by USPS or UPS.

Tracking Information:After your order ships tracking information will be sent to the email you provided on your order.

Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Frame orders are processed within 2 weeks.

Shipping Address Changes: If you need to change your address you must email sales@mincingmockingbird.com before the item ships. We ship your order as fast as possible so if we receive your shipping address change after it has already shipped we will have to wait for it to return before sending a new order to you.

Delayed or Missing Packages: If you have not received your package but tracking information states it was delivered please contact your local post office to determine where and with who it was left. If you are unable to locate it please contact us so we can place a claim with the appropriate carrier.

Christmas Shipping: Most orders placed by 12/14 will arrive before Christmas. We cannot guarantee they will arrive, as the US Postal Service does not guarantee it. If you need expedited shipping we offer UPS services for an additional fee: please email sales@mincingmockingbird.com for more information.
International Shipping:
We offer international shipping on orders to the countries listed below only. We ship your order either USPS First Class or USPS Priority depending on weight. Customer is responsible for foreign taxes, duties, and fees.

USPS First Class International: Less than 4lbs
USPS First Class International does not guarantee a delivery date. Average delivery times depend on the receiving country but generally take several weeks to months. Once the parcel leaves the US we are unable to track it further. If you do not receive your package after 90 days from the date of shipment please email sales@mincingmockingbird.com with your full name and order number to start the claim process.

USPS Priority International: Over 4lbs
Depending on the receiving country, delivery time is between 5-10 business days. If your package does not arrive within 14 days from the shipment date please email sales@mincingmockingbird.com with your full name and order number to start the claim process.

Countries we ship to:
Great Britain and Northern Ireland

New Zealand
Slovak Republic


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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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I 100% prefer Paypal - it's super fast and super easy. Credit cards are accepted as well!

CA Residents: Please note that all California state residents will be charged sales tax through PayPal.

Returns & exchanges

If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and get a full product refund. You can return a product for up to 30 days from the date you purchased it. Customer is responsible for return postage cost.

Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging.

Exchange Policy:
Exchanges are only applicable to t-shirts. If you receive your shirt and it does not fit, simply email sales@mincingmockingbird.com to ensure we have the desired size available.
The recipient can exchange t-shirts for up to 30 days of the order. The item must return in saleable condition at the cost of the recipient.

Additional policies

All artwork, titles and descriptions within these pages ©2016 The Mincing Mockingbird™.

Privacy Policy Statement
The Mincing Mockingbird is committed to ensuring the privacy of your personal information and this privacy notice is designed to tell you which information we collect from you, how this information may be used and how it is protected.

The information we collect is very basic and is needed to complete a purchase or provide a refund. Examples of user information that may be collected may include your name, address, telephone number, e-mail address, credit-or debit-card information, a description of the item requested or purchased. The Mincing Mockingbird does not sell or otherwise share your personal information with anyone else, such as advertising agencies or marketing companies. We only send marketing information to those customers who specifically sign up for our mailing list or at checkout. Customers can opt-out of receiving information at checkout or by using the "unsubscribe" option in any marketing e-mail that they receive.

Heebie Jeebies Magnet - Bird - Cardinal - Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Creepy - Humor


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