Are you a spexsy beast? Are you married to a spexsy beast? Do you know a spexsy beast? Perhaps your neighbor or co-worker? Note, to be a spexy beast you must be both sexy AND wear spectacles. If you're simply sexy, this cozy won't work. And if you wear glasses but were beaten by the ugly stick or have about as much sex appeal as Queen Elizabeth, well it won't work either.
I'd love to customize this cozy in any way. Please just send me a message so I can create your own unique design. Please note the item will be made to order so please expect some variation. Be advised that this cozy will be made by a simply sexy beast, not a spexsy one. Unless I can count my sunglasses.
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