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Stud Muffin Black Cotton Mens Grilling Apron

After a guy achieves a certain age, he becomes more attracted to a comfortable couch and a big-screen TV than to a smokin' hot blond with huge... tracts of land. This transition typically goes through a well-documented progression:

Ages 18-25: Stud 95%, Muffin 5%. Anything in a skirt (excluding Scotsmen) is fair game.

Ages 26-35: Stud 80%, Muffin 20%. At least once a month you pass on a night out with the boys and stay home to watch TV.

Ages 36 - 45: 50% Stud, 50% Muffin. You are spotted shopping for recliners.

Ages 46-and on: 20% Stud, 80% Muffin. You're never completely oblivious to potential stud opportunities, but other things now take priority. For instance, you may find yourself intensely interested in the attributes of various potting soils.

It's life - enjoy it!

A sliding neck adjustment ensures the perfect fit.
Heavyweight 7.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill for durability and easy care
Three patch pockets to hold essentials
Measures 25w x 34.5

Little less muffin and a lot more stud?


Need a coffee mug to use while you are cooking?

Father's Day Gift - Stud Muffin Black Cotton Mens Neck Adjustable Grilling Apron



  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton polyester fabric, embroidery thread
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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