Close

Whoa! You can't favorite your own shop.

Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Whoa! You can't favorite own item.

Whoa! You can't add your own item to a list.

Add this item to a treasury!

Close
You don't have any treasuries yet. Enter a title below to create one.
Close

This item has been added.

View your treasury.

Like this item?

Add it to your favorites to revisit it later.
Request a custom order and have something made just for you.
Stud Muffin Black Cotton Mens Grilling Apron


After a guy achieves a certain age, he becomes more attracted to a comfortable couch and a big-screen TV than to a smokin' hot blond with huge... tracts of land. This transition typically goes through a well-documented progression:

Ages 18-25: Stud 95%, Muffin 5%. Anything in a skirt (excluding Scotsmen) is fair game.

Ages 26-35: Stud 80%, Muffin 20%. At least once a month you pass on a night out with the boys and stay home to watch TV.

Ages 36 - 45: 50% Stud, 50% Muffin. You are spotted shopping for recliners.

Ages 46-and on: 20% Stud, 80% Muffin. You're never completely oblivious to potential stud opportunities, but other things now take priority. For instance, you may find yourself intensely interested in the attributes of various potting soils.

It's life - enjoy it!

A sliding neck adjustment ensures the perfect fit.
Heavyweight 7.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill for durability and easy care
Three patch pockets to hold essentials
Measures 25w x 34.5

Little less muffin and a lot more stud?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/91584855/red-stud-muffin-mens-adjustable-apron

Need a coffee mug to use while you are cooking?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/123921323/stud-muffin-funny-white-ceramic-coffee
Randy and Cindy Green

Father's Day Gift - Stud Muffin Black Cotton Mens Neck Adjustable Grilling Apron

$24.00 USD
Please select from the available options

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton polyester fabric, embroidery thread
  • Feedback: 1665 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States