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Assumption is the Mother of All F***ups cross-stitch pattern

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This listing is for a cross-stitch pattern with the design shown. It is a large border which can accommodate whatever text you like and much longer quotes than the one I've used depending on what size font you choose. I include my text in the pattern, as it is a great line. There are free cross-stitch fonts available on the internet and you can edit this pattern yourself in the free image editor, GIMP (it's reminiscent of Photoshop).

I'll send this pattern to you as a .jpg file via e-mail. If you need this sent to a different e-mail address please include that in the seller notes.

If you would like to commission a custom designed pattern please contact me.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kelsey
Buyer photo Kelsey, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
May 19, 2018
Absolutely brilliant. Pattern was clear and easy to work from. And the pattern is very versatile: I varied the colors from those suggested, and it still came out looking beautiful. It was a lot of fun to stitch, and now I can’t wait to hang it!
Bless This House - Mos Eisley Edition Cross-Stitch Pattern

Reviewed by Mandy
5 out of 5 stars
May 17, 2018
Clear, easy-to-follow instructions, with colour and b&w symbols chart, and a really fun original design! Very happy with the pattern - thank you!

It's going to make a wonderful gift for a family member's upcoming birthday :)
May Cthulhu Devour This House Last - Cross-stitch Pattern

Reviewed by Jen Blau
Buyer photo Jen Blau, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
May 9, 2018
Turned out perfect!
May Cthulhu Devour This House Last - Cross-stitch Pattern

Reviewed by Mollie Knerr
5 out of 5 stars
May 1, 2018
Wonderful pattern! I am stitching it up now and it's very easy to follow!
Bless This House - Mos Eisley Edition Cross-Stitch Pattern


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My patterns do not use symbols (in general), but solid color blocks on graph paper. For me this is both the easiest way to create a pattern and the easiest to read when stitching.

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