Did you bring a SHRUBBERY Monty Python knights who say Ni funny doormat geek house decor gift hostess under 50 realtor closing ()

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Pvc, Eco Friendly, Doormat, Fade Resistant Paint, outdoor doormat, coconut coir, hand painted, non slip back, coir mat, coco mat

WHY FLOCKING? Flocking uses an industrial glue to attach velvety lettering directly to every coco fiber. Soft, luxurious and long lasting! They stand up to heavy foot & paw traffic. The natural coco mat still should be protected from direct rain, but the velvety wording will live a long and glamorous life.

Our "Did you bring a SHRUBBERY", Monty Python doormat from the Knights who say Ni is a great, funny porch decor to welcome your geek friends to your home. A perfect new house or hostess gift for a Dungeons & Dragons fan! My all time fav midnite movie circe 1984!

We are offering some Best Sellers in either our traditional Hand Painted Coco mats OR our NEW FLOCKED coco & all weather mats.

COCO: Coco mats are all natural coconut fiber doormats with traditional stiff bristles. These need to be kept away from direct sun & rain.
ALL WEATHER: These mats are 100% synthetic, soft to the foot and safe to be exposed to sun & rain

HAND PAINTED: These need to be kept away from direct sun & rain. We have painted over 30,000 doormats by hand, a great option!
FLOCKED: The text on these mats is HEAVY DUTY. Made with a durable, soft fuzzy polyester fibers, glued permanently to the doormat. They can take anything you have, snow, rain everything! 

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SO much nerdy goodness! https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats?section_id=10732194

👣 🧡 SIZES: SKINNY 6”x30” for apartments, condos & tight landings
MEDIUM 18”x30” x .59” the most popular size
THIN 20” x 32” x .4” a low profile doormat for indoors and low clearance doors
LARGE 24” x 36” x .59”
EXTRA LARGE 24” x 60” x 1” Double wide for french doors

👣 💛 CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. A covered porch is perfect. To clean, simply shake

👣 💚 PROCESSING TIME: Depending on the number of orders ahead of you, this may be as little as 2 days up to 10 days.

👣 💙 SHIPPING TIME: We ship with UPS and USPS, they take from 2-10 days in transit in the US. Please let me know if you have a deadline, I can email you a printable gift card or see about RUSH shipping

👣 💜 DISCOUNT SHIPPING: Order one mat and your 2nd-6th mats ship for only 3 bucks each in the continental USA! 🇺🇸

👣 💚 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Can take from 6 days to a month to arrive. Custom fees or duties may be charged on arrival. Look for a notice from your postal service. If the fee is not paid it may be returned to us. We will convo you through Etsy for further instructions.

👣 ❤️ CUSTOM ORDERS: I LOVE custom requests! Custom, personalized doormats make great wedding & housewarming gifts. I will work with you on getting exactly what you want to surprise your family & friends- or yourself! 😂


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Spoon Popkin

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3,220 shop reviews

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Buyers are raving!

Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


Jessie Jun 13, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I love my new doormat! Such great quality and exactly as described - plus super fast shipping! My friends and family are going to find it hilarious. I will definitely be a return customer!

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Eddie Weathers Jun 16, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Great crisp image and great quality of the mat. Love it

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Victoria Haskins Oct 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

HILARIOUS! Perfect, just as describe. Shipped quickly. Very happy with this product. Thank you so much.

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Becky Paquette Jun 18, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Is this the best mat on Etsy? Yes. I bought this mat on impulse for my new apartment and it looks amazing. Highly recommend this seller!

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