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KEYS PANTS DIGNITY funny novelty door mat- a brief reminder- what did I forget?....
My French Bulldog, Pierre says you don't need keys or pants to have dignity! Silly humans.
Add a border and make it all classy!

CARE: keep your mat under a covered porch, away from rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

* THIN mats are lightweight, rubber backed woven coir- intended for indoor use

*LIKE FREE SHIPPING??!!!*
order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

** INTERNATIONAL orders of LARGE mats have additional shipping charges. After purchase, a Paypal invoice for the remaining balance will be sent. Import duties are due on arrival.

PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER!
It's alot to take in, but it's all vital info on your order. All questions are addressed there, RE: returns, Shipping, Custom orders...
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_

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door mat KEYS PANTS DIGNITY funny novelty doormat entrance rug

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Feedback: 984 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Maryland, United States
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