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KEYS PANTS DIGNITY™ funny novelty door mat- a brief reminder- what did I forget?....
My French Bulldog, Pierre says you don't need keys or pants to have dignity! Silly humans.
Add a border and make it all classy!

CARE: keep your mat under a covered porch, away from rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

* THIN mats are lightweight, rubber backed woven coir- intended for indoor use

*LIKE FREE SHIPPING??!!!*
order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

** INTERNATIONAL orders of LARGE mats have additional shipping charges. After purchase, a Paypal invoice for the remaining balance will be sent. Import duties are due on arrival.

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It's alot to take in, but it's all vital info on your order. All questions are addressed there, RE: returns, Shipping, Custom orders...
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KEYS PANTS DIGNITY™ funny novelty doormat entrance rug

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 2038 reviews
  • Favorited by: 940 people

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