**HOLIDAY SHIPPING GUIDE**
I use USPS for all of my packages unless a customer requests and pays for another service.
USPS is currently short staffed and expects a larger than usual holiday shipping season due to continuing effects of COVID. Please order early to ensure that your gift arrives on time.
US customers should order no later than December 10th to guarantee Christmas arrival. I do offer Priority Mail upgrades for any customer interested in purchasing the upgrade.
International customers should order no later than November 1st to guarantee Christmas arrival.
Please note that the above dates are just estimates. Actual arrival time will depend on the postal service. Once the package leaves my hands at my local post office in Midlothian, VA, I can not guarantee any arrival times nor can I rush it at that point.

This towel features Alexis’ quote "ok I won't be doing any of that, but thank you".


The towel is a 100% cotton flour sack tea towel. It measures 28x28 when unfolded and can withstand daily use or simply be used as a decoration.

This item also makes an incredible gift for any Schitt's Creek. lover! I'm happy to ship it to a gift recipient for you.

A note about my items:
-All items come from a smoke free studio
-All fabric items have high quality heat transfer vinyl applied with a professional grade heat press.
-I ship Monday-Friday, excluding holidays. Items are usually shipped faster than noted, but if you need your item faster than stated in shipping guidelines, please contact me. I never charge extra for rush orders.



US Buyers:
**FIRST CLASS SHIPPING IS FREE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A PRIORITY MAIL UPGRADE, PLEASE CHOOSE THAT OPTION AT CHECK OUT AND READ THE BELOW STATEMENT FIRST!**

I offer free First Class shipping on this item. First class shipping takes about 3-8 days to arrive once the item has been mailed.
Priority Mail takes about 1-3 days to arrive once the item has been mailed.
The Priority Mail upgrade is an upgrade on shipping only. It will not put a rush on your order. Please see shipping estimates for when your item will ship and contact me with any questions.

International Buyers:
Shipping is via International First Class. If you would like a Priority upgrade, please contact me for a quote BEFORE purchasing.
You are responsible for any customs fees or additional fees that your country places on international packages from the US.
Shipping fees are set using Etsy estimates. If at any time, shipping is less than paid by $1USD, I will refund that amount back to you.