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This was a direct quote from my Grandmother, after I told her about Snarky Cards.
When I said 'You know, Grams, I don't think that I really care what Jesus thinks of me anymore." She tutted. "What happened?" She moaned. "You two used to be so close!"
Because, to my Grandmother, Jesus is a real person. And I'm being a dick to him by speaking my filthy, dirty mind.
In all honesty, Jesus is a real person to me too.
He's the first guy I dated in high school.
He wouldn't fucking put out. He wouldn't let me masturbate, he judged my thoughts, he judged my friends. In fact, he wanted to send my friends Hannah and Jason to Hell because they were gay.
And I was all like "You're not putting out AND you're homophobic? You follow me around everywhere and judge everything I do? FUCK THIS."
So, I dumped him. It was kind of an abusive relationship. One of my first.
So, I don't give a shit that Jesus thinks I can do something better with my life. I think I can do a whole lot better than Jesus.


PS: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.
Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr

Jesus and I want you to do....

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