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Cool Story, Bro. Tell it again T-shirt By NIFTshirts

We had been dating now for 5 years. It was my first major relationship since being out of college. The BIG anniversary was coming up and I had almost forgotten about the big date. If it wasn't for her saying, "You're going to love your anniversary present when I give it to you tomorrow night!", I would have gone about the next day like it was any other Thursday.

Now with about $25 bucks to my name, under 24 hours until our dinner, I had no idea what I was going to get my lovely girlfriend. This celebration was "supposed" to be more memorable than the Royal Wedding. Besides, how memorable could an anniversary dinner at the local steak house be?

We get to the restaurant, eat our meal, make small talk, and relive all the memories and funny stories from our best and worst relationship moments. After the meal, she rubbed her hands together with excitement and said, " It's time for your gift honey, I'll go first". She handed me a nicely wrapped, rectangular box. I opened it, and holly cow, this girl had bought me a brand new Tag Heuer Watch! FYI, these watches don't run cheap.

Sitting there smiling, but yet waiting for her gift.... my stomach sank. Let's review real quick. I had 24 hours to shop and $25 bucks to my name.

I handed her one of those gift bags that I picked up at the store. It was loaded with tissue paper, I over stuffed it to make it seem like there was more to the gift and to delay her by any means possible. Knowing she had just dropped probably near a thousand dollars on my new watch, I knew that the outcome wasn't about to be pretty. I began stalling her every way possible, telling her about how busy I was, how much I loved her, how she shouldn't have bought me such an expensive gift. I was begging for mercy.

Her excitement in her smile was erased immediately when she saw what her gift was. The eyes became filled with rage but held back the tears. Holding her new $20 white pleather, black poka-dotted gloves, she looked at me as she got up from the table and yelled, "Cool story, bro." as she walked away.

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Black Ink / Silkscreen Print.
White T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem.

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Cool Story, Bro. Tell it again T-shirt By NIFTshirts

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