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Say hi with a cheeky smile with this awesome letterpress card.

Works for a ton of occasions:
- Birthday
- Love note
- Valentine's Day
- Anniversary
- Bacherlor/Bachelorette Party
- Graduation
- Congratulations
- Mother's Day/Father's Day
- A friendly reminder of how awesome someone is

Front: "You're A Motherf%cking P-I-M-P." (inspired by lyrics of Snoop Dogg)
Blank inside.
Back: This has been a Ye Olde Gangster print production.

Printed on fine VanGelder Oud Hollands Papier white paper with deckeled edges, using an antique hand-operated printing press at the Weisensee Kunsthochshule in Berlin, Germany.

Comes with beautifully textured matching VanGelder Oud Hollands Papier envelope with watermark.

July 2011

Format Specs: C6 Size Card (114 × 162 mm / 4.49 × 6.38 in) fits perfectly in accompanying creme B6 Envelope (125 × 176 mm / 4.92 × 6.93 in)

Rejoice in the comfort of knowing you're purchasing a high-quality item, made with care, expertise, and attention to detail from start to finish using only the finest materials.

Made with love the old-fashioned way with hand-set lead type, in a dingy but beautifully lit room on an antique printing press at the Weisensee Kunsthochshule in Berlin, Germany.

Shippin' ain't cheap from my new home in Germany (2.20 Euros for a single card) so if you'd like to save some green and bring THREE of your friends and loved ones joy at the same time, check out this multi-pack deal for $13.25.

Want a pack of 5 for $23.25? Or a pack of 10 for $45.50? Just convo me or send me an email at melissarachelblack [!at] and I'll make you your own listing lickety split.

Your package will be shipped within 3 days (and probably sooner) in a photo-safe mailer.

Melissa Rachel Black

You're A Motherf%cking P-I-M-P - Handmade Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: letterpress, printmaking ink, paper, printing press
  • Ships worldwide from Oregon, United States
  • Feedback: 158 reviews
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